Announcement Makers
Audio-Visual Club Teachers
Chinese Teacher

Discipline Master
Faculty Adviser
In the Exam Hall
Headmaster
People From Hissoc

Principal
Promotor
Raffles Model United Nations Conference 2001 Fashion Parade (RMUNC 2001)
RJC Council Campaigners' Mission Statements (2002)
Students Council Speeches
Various People in RJC
Vice-Principal

 

- people are more resisent (resistant)
- [On models] I'm not sure what they were advertising for, but I think it wasn't clothes, because they weren't wearing many [giggles]
- [Introducing an entertainment item when there was extra time after the video screening] Join your hands to welcome Daosun from my class (Put your hands together, Daoxun)
- Do you lust after a beautiful sunset?
- 'All women are ugly'... Oh dear.
- Without much further adue, let me introduce you to Mr Richard Ho (further ado)

--- GP teachers

 

- Believe me, after 2 weeks in RECAS, you will be dying for Hissoc.
- He only looks organised [Shaun: That's because he relies on us to do the organising for him]
- [Brandishes watergun at girl in half-u walking by] Shall I just shoot her? [Me: Yes] [Shoots and hits] Oh shit!

- We'd like to apologise you (to you)
- [Aravind: I suppose you know what we do here.] Yeah. Nothing.
- We have a new teacher this year, who is more on the balls. (ball - deliberate error)
- [Econs Teacher: Robin and Sabina...] Aiyoh.

- Once again, from Nigeria, Tanjong Katong Girls School (from Tanjong Katong Girls School, Nigeria)
- The Americans differ from the English in two reasons (ways)

- Etopia (Ethiopia)
- I would like to tank you (thank)

- Sometimes you need a 50% majority (simple majority)
- Thank you Aravint (Aravind)

- We do a lot of our mailing online (no 'mailing' is done by snail mail)
- islams (muslims)
- this is getting null'where (nowhere)
- [Handing over a position of authority in an ECA] My position will go to Peiqi [Peiqi: You are who]

--- People from the History and Strategic Affairs Society

 

- you will do your fliming here (filming)
- Mark your attendant (attendance)
- the pee'cher is clearer (picture)
- it is much more easier (easy)
- in the atrum (atrium)
- keep a lookout on your notice board
- what I told previous badges (batches)
- I didn't ashpect this (expect)
- I lost touch of him (with)
- Try to be smart alex (alec)

--- Audio-Visual club teachers

 

- You will go for your faggoty briefing (faculty)
- They will be handering your welfare

--- A Teacher-Adviser for a faculty

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- concentrate yourself
- don't talk so much non'cen (nonsense)
- [To a student] Don't sit that way. You try and show that you are macho.
- Track and Feels need more participating (field)
- oh, we won the mass quis (quiz)

--- A Chinese Teacher (who can speak English reasonably!)


- this moaning (morning)
- [On why we should not use vulgarities] Just because Bruce Willis uses vulgarities does not make him any more of a man than I am

--- Vice-Discipline Master on podium

 

- welcome to our horse meeting (house)

--- School House Captain 1998/1999

 

- make lips in science and technology (leaps)
- we have to be nermble (nimble)
- I would like to act courage and dit'termination (add, determination)

--- President of an Alumni Association (1999?)

 

- Our chairman, Mr Lim Soo Hock, sent his apologies for not being to attend today's celebrations. (sends)
- near and frar (near)
- natchwork, and do business (network)
- I now invite Mr Lee Fong Seng, Raffles Junior College (Principal of Raffles Junior College)

--- Vice-Principal of Alumni Association (2000?)

 

- fuss, very fuss indeed (fast)
- at list (least)
- zil (zeal)
- all award winners of this happy day (on)

--- President of an Alumni Association (2001?) during Founder's Day

 

- Cut your hay! (hair)
- Behalf yourself (behave)
- Wear a new shit everyday (shirt)
- Wash your shores as often as you can (shoes)

--- Primary School Vice-Principal shouting at students

 

- You buy your Power Rangers cards, I'll use my Power Scissors to cut them up

--- Primary School Discipline Master

 

- Please come up here please
- you write the number of the questions in Section A: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11. Number 1,2,3,4,5,6.
- For Section B, you choose 1... 4 questions

--- In the exam hall

 

- She is a Malaysian from Malaysia

--- Secondary School Vice-Principal introducing a new teacher

 

- Guitar On'som (Ensemble)
- do your bead for charity (bit)

- Good Morning Headmonster (Headmaster)
- one o'clock PM
- they will have a picnic with the beach (at)
- 43 of our pupils from the visually handicapped
- we'd like to tank (thank)
- Kwallang (Kallang)
- me, myself and I
- for their guidiance and support (guidance)
- XXX is the monintor of Secondary 3C (monitor)
- last but not list... (least)
- it is only feating (fitting)
- this tern (term)
- Tree A, Tree B, Tree C (Three)
- the ree'dum (rhythm)
- He will make an announcement about an announcement
- I'll tell you one more last time
- every cent of your donation will be used to find humanitarian organisations (fund)
- the celebrations are happening tomorrow
- the carting edge of technology (cutting)
- Good Morning Hairmaster (headmaster)
- the notice board out of computer lab 2 (outside)
- 2 weeks ago saw the end of...
- will stuffs and pupils please proceed to the hall for azzembly (staff, assembly)
- there will be cadecks to help you (cadets)
- good morning Headmasters (headmaster)
- your labels will look out for you (neighbours)
- participants participating in this programme (redundancy)
- Good Morning Flends (friends)
- all your science papels (papers)
- welcome back to cherm three (term)
- we bid them (beat)
- Finally...[says things] and finally...
- make a dead with us (date)
- all Sec 3 foam teachers (form)
- please meek at the prefects' room (meet)
- it is postponed to today
- today sees the start of our cross-country meet (the meet is on one day only)
- that's all for this morning's assembly (said at 2PM)
- I will announce abowt (about)
- we emerged champs
- nax... (next)
- all sweam team members (swim)
- 7 of our girls was Red Cross Flag Day (The Seventh of August)
- to assure the arrival of the 21st century (usher)
- don't die because of a stupid window
- while the Upper Secondary team emerging as champions (emerged)
- thank you Weast'topher (Christopher)
- all Secondary 3 failures, please report under the podium (haircheck failures)
- we have lots of green flowers (?)
- this is one of the few... many community service projects we have
- the old folk's home on the beach
- tramatic performances (dramatic)
- meet at the gareer guidance room (career)
- the varying JCs (various)
- without much further adue (ado)
- the last two (first)
- more or less more prepared
- It will benefig them (benefit)
- There are quite a few announcements today, so please listen up (even if there are few announcements, you should still listen)
- Colours award for yaw'tching (yachting)
- You will be distributed with the letter-racks (given. letters)
- The fixture is in the PE noticeboard (on)
- Which minch that (means)
- Outside the Macks notcie board (Maths)

- Please see me after frag raising
- pinted on the notice board
- read the board for details (read)
- a tired check (attire)
- the closing date closes by 7 March (is)
- the Career Writing Club (Creative)
- for those self-nominating yourselves
- old students (all)
- National Schools competition figtures 2000 (fixtures)
- It is the 19th Students' Council [1999/2000] that helped lead us into the new millennium (The new millennium starts on 1 Jan 2001)
- RJC beat... plays ACJC
- fair'cur'ty (faculty)
- an important integral activity
- without much further adue (without further ado)
- The national schools ca'new'ing championships (canoeing)
- mair'cern (medicine)
- We'd like to thank Mr Mc... M.C. Tay
- chest (chess)
- Carrom has metamorphosised into the most popular game in RJC (metamorphed, but the use of metamorphed is still wrong and become should have been used instead)
- Ms Tay will now present him with the challenge trophy (shield)
- Hurry and hand up to any of our councils (them up, councillors)
- Last is Arts with eighteen points (eighty)
- for their invaluable guidiance and advice (guidance)
- make the best of this opportunity (most)
- Mr Ohra (Oura)
- 6 and 7 april (6th, 7th)
- the most coverted (coveted)
- RJC bid HCJC 7-6 (beat)
- the list of successful interviewists (interviewees)
- Chai'niss (Chinese)
- g'yes form Turkey (guests)
- Music flavoured with exotic scent (music from the frontiers - sai4 wai4 qin2 yun4)
- the weiner of yesterday's quiz (winner)
- all fag caps (fac - faculty captains)
- Guitar En'sem'ble (Ensemble)
- staff and students who have yet to be jabbed (have their injection administrated)
- pyah'no (piano)
- vas'loads of supporters (bus-loads)
- [On the afternoon's cricket match] You are assured of an afternoon of rich entertainment in a civilised company.
- for this even (event) (This person is from the Oratorical Society)
- all glub members (club) (This person is from the Oratorical Society)
- piercering (piercing)
- vayliant (valiant)
- Jasmine Tan, 1A01B (Jamin)
- [On games matches] So that's 8:30 at Toa Payoh, 9:30 at Delta and 11:30 at Kallang. Hope to see you there.
- leeter (later)
- As part of the celebrations, we will be bussing along Orchard Road (busking)
- turn the competition into our favour (to)
- squeeze your creative juices
- [On Open House 2001] Those interested in performing in 'The Big Hello', 'The Big Goodbye', or [on] the day itself... (Open House 2001 spans but one day)
- hardake (heartache)
- interl-JC debate (inter-JC)
- discuss (discus)
- bri'fing (briefing)
- Singapore Philadelic Museum (Philatelic)
- all students will be given materias (materials)
- compete versus ACJC (with)
- chip in your bit (play)
- the girls [bowling team] are only slightly unplaced... 5th.
- [On bowling] Today will be a deciding factor for the guys (an important day)
- a waste around the island (race)
- the auditions (ODACians)
- all JC1 and JC2 sail'liors (sailors)
- host'tile (hostile)
- 3 pointer context (contest)
- All the 3 finalists, and especially the winners will guess some surprise (???, get, prize?)
- there are more information there (is)
- [On the mid-Autumn celebration] delicacies like mooncakes... like mooncakes
- [On the mid-Autumn celebration] stress-relieving games...

--- Assorted announcement makers

 

- He's a very nice person. I don't know him personally, but I've heard that he's a very nice person
- Let us first watch the tape first
- any student with a notebook can just pluck it in (plug)
- they went around wanking parts of their bodies
- [Someone making a fairwell speech] as I leave this podium (rostrum)

--- Speech makers

 

- don't stamp your fit as the ground is wet (feet)
- due to your leg of consideration (lack)
- unless you want us to intervin (intervene)
- I appear to you (appeal)
- you may leaf the parade square (leave)
- it's a formal ceremony, don't chipen it (cheapen)
- [While punishing students] I will suffle with you (suffer)
- to overcome the ploblem (problem)
- make sure you are arranged peril to the stage (parallel)
- Sec false (fours)
- Canal University (Cornell)
- those who are weak minder (minded)
- classes, leave in your classes
- everyone cheap in (chip)
- national antum (anthem)
- you are espected to attend (expected)
- I don't know how you are waste up (raised)
- you feel shame at being ashoshiated (associated)
- Christophel... (Christopher)
- Thank you for wading (waiting)
- Hwhat (what)
- feeling which (failing)
- Those who prefer the second version, stick out your tongue
- try to patronise them (patronise their stalls)
- Let us sing Together together ( Together is the cheesy of a campy song)
- I have been parched by their act (touched)
- [On students arriving late for assembly] I see you rushing in to the parade square, do I have to hurry you?
- There's a time to fork (?)
- I'll take you to tusk (task)
- those not reseating their mother thongue exam (resitting, tongue)
- you can be book (booked)
- Have I make myself clear? (made)
- From today onward (onwards)
- pay the baland of the fees (balance)
- you are illogical for the subsidy (eligible)
- don't spoy it (spoil)
- that's how it will be gun (done)
- we'll see what level are catched (levels, caught)
- Please go there for a mock debate (debates cannot be mock, IMHO)
- If you cannot take the hit (heat)
- Let me hand the mike oval to him (over)
- As we wait for the gas (guest)
- For one reason or another, you may have a valid reason
- you do not consider it for illegibility (eligibility)
- untale the last choice (until)
- for the sick of those involved (sake)
- don't wait for the luss period (last)
- but more importhantly (importantly)
- your PAP recort (record)
- last but not list (least)
- this pupils, please clear your outstanding matters (these)
- This is a non-negotiable item

--- A Discipline Master

 

- and now, I will give you a talk about the bees and the trees (birds and the bees)
- [On the new smart card] a new card for you to carry around... and lose
- Visit the noticeboard to sign up to sign up
- an incident about our students (involving)
- I hope no such incident will happen again (occur)
- Students taking part in Upward Bound Course (Outward)
- When you're in this sort of situation, the first thing you do - scream.
- First you scream, then you kick the person, then you run away.
- A reminder, especially from the police. (from)
- JC1s, please take note of where your positions is. (positions are)
- The traffic situation in the college is one way in the morning (direction)
- IT causes (courses)
- Rosenbury nature reserve in Africa (how specific)
- RJC was awarded the best air rifle team of the competition (title of best)
- test your true mental (mettle)
- You made it in here. Now make it out of here, in one piece
- By the way, you know why I'm up here talking? There's supposed to be a speaker coming
- Enjoy your last 4 months. Come to school happy, come to school properly attired, come to school on time... In 5 months, when you wake up in the morning, you don't have a school to go to. You'll feel lost.
- those who have no hut (heart)
- later we will show you some statistics. Interesting word, statistics.
- When you are studying your sciences... Bio... Physics... Take a break. Take a break with maths... Do paper 1, first 6 questions, then you feel good.
- You should study until I wake you up at night and ask you the AP formula for sum... even when you're semi-conscious (if I)
- Everyone elsewhere, you think they work as little as you do for their maths?
- Whatever questions they trow at you (throw)
- For a science, you can explain away the B... Chem, here you fail all the way, so [the B is] quite good
- you plaaaaaay games, I say good luck
- [On getting the results in March] or the smile with the corners drooping, and I want to tell you I told you so , but you look very sad so I cannot tell you
- the A is within your grup'se (grasp)
- University of Mitchigan (Michigan)
- not by leaving on illusions and past achievements (living)
- no one is going to go around and advertise, Hey, I'm one of those RJ students, unique one. Never got A [for Maths] (unique RJ students, I've never gotten an)
- your mind is half-groar'key (groggy)
- [On the A Level Maths examiners' report] Some topics had clearly either not been taught , cannot be!... means what? You all spot... lousy... all the important topics never study
- [On the A Level Maths examiners' report] trying to solve cubic equations using the quadratic formula. This is called desperation.
- Don't pretend that, your maths scripts, you don't write rubbish. We know that, you know that, Cambridge, older than me, also knows that.
- [On not getting your best friend to do maths with] In particular, those who are in couple, boyfriend, girlfriend, don't know what else (couples)
- These next 5 weeks, your time is not yours, it belongs to your future (???)
- Work like crazy but keep yourself healthy (paradox?)
- [On RJ students doing well] It's not the air we breathe

--- Another Discipline Master

 

- Let's / Techs / Hats eat moths/moss/mouse (Bats eat Moths)
- What we want knew to be the absolute truth (once)
- We must developch (develop)
- in ordel to (order)
- NMC (MNC - Multi-National Corporation)
- a lot of countries that just went independent (became independent / achieved independence)
- symbols of western powers (power)
- Hong Kong dependet (depended)
- but when it happened (happens)
- a self disciplinedt leader (disciplined)
- we must masimise (maximise)
- have a road to play (role)
- we are hoastages (hostages)
- our dipomats work very hard (diplomats)
- we are beading for the seat (bidding)
- a vast away of extra-curricular activities (array)
- the few I've visited shows good performance (show)
- as we recognise the achiefments of individuals (achievements)
- owl sussess (our success)
- I want to stress that stress is not a dirty word. It is not a vulgar word
- they'll provite a good opportunity (provide)
- be ree'air'listic (realistic)
- your teachers are besight you (beside)
- you rip the benefit (reap)
- we have the top Eurasian pupil in Singapore - Johnatan Fluck (Pflug - pronounced as Flook )
- we are very prout (proud)
- last weekend for instant (instance)
- how impress I was (impressed)
- we have to move bohly (boldly)
- there was a forty wheel (faulty)
- when we bought the plane (boarded)
- eh'meh'zon / eh'meh'zon dot com (Amazon)
- Swisserland (Switzerland)
- In the mist of these changes (midst)
- Let me class the microphone over (pass)
- to the legs level (next)
- [On the school's activities] We have quite trememdous breast in what we do (breadth)
- If we wean (win)
- they let the junior boys (led)
- jamming them together (gelling)
- pour some oi (oil)

--- Headmaster

 

- Don't let it deterrate (deteriorate)
- they will be there to helpch you win (help)
- [On a HOD] She mentals the ASEAN scholars (mentors)
- Let me first ast you (ask)
- When we recommend you to unesty (university)
- You have to rape what you sow (reap)
- how you spent it (spend)
- Good Morning Rare'free'sians (Rafflesians - pronounced as Rare'fee'sians)
- [On the school's internet connection] white area network link (wide)
- Miss Carrot Tan (Karen?)
- or you chain your job (change)
- not what we exspeck it to be (expect)
- Those are things which we would like you to expire to be (aspire)
- When we look at the student's body (student body)
- beyawn physical ability (beyond)
- the turd thing I'm talking about (third)
- It is dip inside you (deep)
- The swim upstream will be an easier fist (feat)
- see him immify after assembly (immediately)
- They may tell their favourite fork tales (folk)
- the 4th Material Engineering Quist (Quiz)
- College Antumn (Anthem)
- [On Cross Country] The run was good, I saw all of you walking
- and for the girls, who also on our part (their)
- There will be, what you call computers there
- [On JAE] Nice students could not register (nine)
- Last year we won our students (Our students won)
- It is not a threat, it is a advice. (a piece of advice)
- We hope you'll come back, if you can
- We'll give you par'rity (parity)
- What will we be doing during the Joint Admisssions Essercise (Exercise)
- If you don't have all the [A]1s, it doesn't mean you're not sexy. (you'll not succeed)
- we would like you to come back, if you can
- Professor Yock (York)
- we believed (believe)
- good results to end the 21st century (start)
- We are very tight (there are few places, so it will be hard to get in)
- We'd like to give you some excepts (excerpts)
- you find that you find
- finesse fashion (finest)
- the permen secretary (permanent)
- in the cost of the last four month (course, months)
- we express our sincelest gratitude (sincerest)
- may God blest you (blessed)
- There will be the op'pour'tunity (opportunity)
- I wish you all a very frazent year ahead (pleasant)
- General Paper, who are taking General Paper today (Students)
- You have to give donations to the welfare boom (home)
- community chess (chest)
- We wish him well, as we wish you well. We wish him well as well.
- Thank you, Mr Leong, if you can hear us (the person in question was not dead yet)
- This fun raising concert (fundraising)
- International Chemistry Olampiad (Olympiad)
- [Thanking the Guest of Honour] for taking time off her busy schedule to graze this occasion (grace)
- The Present Scholarship (President)
- I'll particularly like to point out He Rumin (Ruimin)
- I am always trilled (thrilled)
- Thank you, Rafflesian, for this (Rafflesians)
- I'll like to wish all of our students of the Class of 1999 a bride and successful future (bright)
- centrised institutes (centralised)
- our ridgen (region)
- The new world you will lived in (live)
- Firstly, I wish to share with you 3 awards that the college has won (the news of 3 awards)
- I hope that the JC1s will encourage next year's JC2s (???)

- I know, as a new principal, you probably have a lot of questions on your mind (I am a)
- Your common test begin today (tests)
- [On the block of latecomers] that block gets larger and larger by the weeks (week)
- It's very rare for a young man... to come up here and say we've not got the gold for 5 to 6 years, and we're going to get it this afternoon and come here on Friday with the gold.
- Old Rafflesian Association (Rafflesians)
- everyone who are behind the scenes (is)
- kept RJC ticking well (ticking)
- gay'lantly (gallantly)
- This evening, at LT4 at 4:30 (afternoon)
- They [teachers] do it excellently. This is the part where you're supposed to clap.
- In the faced of certain death (face)
- Don't forget to strengthen and nighture your bonds with your family and close friends (nurture)

--- Principal

 

- Good Morning Rare'few'sians (Rafflesians)
- After flat raising (flag)
- Please mit at the concourse (meet)
- in their pofessions (professions)
- Good Morning Rer'flea'sians (Rafflesians)
- Please pick up your application from from the office (form)
- personal development causes (courses)
- [On an Indian/Malay name] Sorry, I can't pronounce this name
- National Police Cadet Corpse Day (Corps)
- the 13th Mindef Pride Day will be held outside Carlfour (Carrefour)
- sit by your fairkerty (according to, faculty)
- you cannot missed it (miss)
- I'm going to give you the benefit of doubt (the doubt)
- The canteen is so inhygenic (unhygenic)
- where'nes'day (wednesday)
- There are only two announcement today (announcements)
- stiupalate (stipulate)
- The College wish to congratulate (wishes)
- [On a maths competition] hell in korea (held)
- Studying mack'cine in the UK (medicine)
- [On an educational/propaganda programme few are interested in] You will be happy to know about this programme over the weekend
- Present it as if your audience are listening it for the first time (is listening to it) (Furthermore, the audience *is* listening to it for the first time)
- Please remember that lessons is per normal (are)
- This is upon the Professional Judgment (the result of Professional Judgment)
- There is another criteria (criterion)
- Do not stapler your forms (staple)
- This is for students who fail to turn up (failed)
- Boys Brigade Charity Foot Drive (Food)
- ten turty (thirty)
- The College and MOE, take a serious view on this (of)
- mi'lay'nium (millennium)
- students keen in Chemistry and Physics (on)
- literature laps (reps)
- Stree Marayana (Sri)
- Raffers Interact (Raffles)
- Miss Where'ng (Wang)
- we had a joint first with Sklovakia (Slovakia)

--- Vice-Principal

 

- It allows you to do video screaming (screening)
- it will let you do videostraining (screening)
- you must have an ice-cream connection (high speed)
- this is just one of the service you can find (services)
- you don't need to per'chase any more software (purchase)

--- Promotor of an Internet Access Plan

 

- the grai'phon strength (gryphon)
- especially my true friends and very good friends
- Each of the campaigners has one sole purpose
- Let me tell you what the council will miss if I am not in it.
- My name is ~ from [class].
- I am the last on the list of campaigners. We have a saying: we save the best for the last. So I'm the best.
- I can still remember not lifting up my lags (legs)
- Sometimes, girls even hugged a ride on the guys' bicycles (hitched)
- I'm here to gunner your support (garner)
- Auspicium Melioris Ivy (Aevi)
- let our hearts be storing (stirring)

--- Students Council Election Speeches (2000)

 

- pin ur votes on us (votes can't be pinned)
- rest your trust in safe hands (us)
- release my potential so I can GO A LONG WAY (self-serving)
- us = raffles (arrogant)
- eXmen (erm.)
- She's dedicated
She's creative
She's intelligent
She's Sara (...)
- Let us be your spiders (?! Spiders are disgusting and can be squashed)
- Canteen your vote (???)
- LT1 your vote (???)
- choose the red pill. discover the matrix
- In the flickering flame, there burns a fiery red. In the raging fire, there stands a solitary warrior. (!?!?)

--- Student Council Campaign Posters (2001)

 

- want ya doors to lock?
want toilet paper?
want nice-smellin' toilets?
VOTE FOR GSM'02!
YA BUSINESS,
BIG OR SMALL,
IS OUR CONCERN
- GSM connecting RJC
- Food for Thought
Give us a STEAK in council, we'll make sure everything's WELL-DONE!
- Guo Rui
1S03E
He's the only target
- Got him right on the head !
William Ngu
1S14a B23
- K is for KEVIN HO
REMEMBER THAT.
K is for Kreativity.
ThinK outside of the box:
K
K is for Konnection.
Konnect with the Students
Kouncil. InteraKt and
understand the Kouncil
better through the (Picture of a diamond with a K inside)
- [Picture of Starburst fruit twists]
What are you thinking of?
a) Candy
b) Star
c) Time to vote for the SUPERNOVAS
-SUPERNOVA- The brightest stars...

--- Student Council Campaign Posters (2002)

 

- Every single student is a colour in the mosaic of Raffles.
- Simple hopes, simple dreams, this is my road to "fame".
- You believe, you perceive, I achieve…
- This packaging contains: 21 tablespoons of laughter, 7 cups of sincerity, and immeasurable enthusiasm - sprinkled lightly with some encouragement, and she'll be ready to serve.
- I will attain excellence by expecting more than others think is possible.
- Let's set the Rafflesian Spirit blazing.
- To provide guidance for the students through leadership and understanding.
- To create a Rafflesian family where everyone matters.
- To be a leader, to serve the Raffles spirit.
- My desire is for Raffles to be a school that we can really love and be proud of.
- Without novelties, life, like chess, would be dull.
- Fun like the Banana Republic. Never so fun before.
- Service, Passion, Love --- 'If Voting for Me is WRONG, you Don't Want to be RIGHT"
- Yanl-in - continuous tense. Continuous dedication and determination.
- I am Wei Liang, let me make you WAY in RJ LIANG (in Chinese).
- Einstein once said, "A life lived for others, is a life worthwhile," as part of Raffles, I would like to dedicate myself to serving the school and you.
- I would do my very best to serve the school.
- I have a big heart to serve the school, I am determined and committed to act as a projector of your voices and to ensure that all your needs and queries are attended to.
- Walt Disney once said, "The best way to predict the future is to create it." For a RJC of bursting school spirit, a RJC to learn and to have fun at with true friends, a RJC where people take the time to do simple things, like smile and say 'hello' and for a RJC where all of us are united as one out of a common love for the Rafflesian spirit, I promise to work hard and do the best I can.
- To bring new blood into Raffles; to strengthen and further develop the Rafflesian community in unity, harmony and maturity, whilst in such service follow my heart and be true to myself.
- To develop the indomitable Rafflesian family, where our spirit dispels apathy, our potential is realised together, our friendship bonds are strengthened, and WE unites all Is.
- "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today." - To continue creating a place where Rafflesians dream and achieve, where we resound with vibrancy yet each strain blending and contrasting with rest to form a melody.
- We influence, you decide.
- Add a little sunshine to your life.
- Making people happy.
- You can always turn to me.
- To Master, To Grow, To Serve is my secondary school motto - I want to continue realizing it with you right here in RJC.
- To do everything in love.
- I come not only to lead, but to serve as well.
- To serve in love and humility.
- Ready to serve.
- To be my best.
- It will be better.
- I'll try my best.
- Leadership through Service and Friendship.
- To do for others what others have done for me.
- Not too little to achieve.
- Passion and enthusiasm - a way of life.
- To Be.
- This is Gillian. Can I help you?
- Improving reception.
- Giving my best and all.
- Together we can achieve.
- Fail to fail but serve to succeed.
- It's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.
- To lead and to follow.
- To take the path less chosen, and make a difference while at it, to dare to live to dream, dream to serve, serve to live.
- To follow my heart and live my dream.
- To be part of a miracle of humanity.
- Someone that cares, someone that can, when you need someone there, I'm here to give a hand.
- Since pigs can't fly, Zhu will try.
- Ready to serve.
- To serve with Passion and Devotion towards the RJC dream.
- Get things done and Make things happen, live to serve, serve with life.
- To keep the student body's spirits alive, and to contribute fully to the school.
- To be the voice of the student body, to lead and to serve.
- Every individual effort makes a difference, but one man doesn’t make a team, for there is no "I" in "team".
- A team is not measured by the strengths of its individual members, but by the level of teamwork and unity of the team itself.
- To put in the best for all the rest, together as a team we all shall beam!
- Alone we can do so little, together we can do so much and together, everyone achieves more!
- FIGHT FOR A BETTER AGE!!!
- GO FOR THE GOAL!
- ...so why not make him THE BRINGER of JUSTICE.
- ONE STEP CLOSER TO MELIORIS AEVI!!!
- My council mission is to contribute to my fellow students by proactively identifying needs, creatively seeking ways to fulfil those needs and to continuously obtain feedback in order to promote and strengthen the RJC community; I seek to incorporate diverse views and opinions in council deliberations.
- If given the honour, I will return it to the best of my ability.
- Two years is a very short time, council will help me to give and take as much as possible (and from) RJC.
- To harness the enormous potential of RJC students by spearheading them to participate in national, regional and international community activities.
- To help build and nurture an authentic Rafflesian community here at RJC.
- What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other.
- The greatest use of life is to spend it on something that will outlast it.
- The man who go farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare, for the sure-thing boat never gets far from shore.
- Raffles is like a brilliant dusk - and I hope the sun never sets.
- I hope the light of my candle can be spread to the candles of others.
- To bring light and warmth to the hearts of people around me.
- The reason for my existence is to be the voice of every Rafflesian.
- To help each and every Rafflesian in the leaving of their legacy.
- Serving with passion.
- To serve you better.
- Through serving the college, I wish to improve the welfare of everyone in the college and develop in all Rafflesians, their passion for the college, eventually turning the college into one that all Rafflesians can call home.
- I hope to be able to serve the College and its people, to make it a more vibrant institution, and to keep the Rafflesian spirit strong, such that as a college we can work towards a brighter future.

--- Student Council Campaign Mission Statements (2002) (Lifted from this page)
NB: I have held back from highlighting the particularly puerile or silly ones, or indeed the better ones, or putting snide remarks at the side out of deference to this Great Institution. However, this unfortunately precludes my emphasising the ones I feel are better.

 

- It is destroying the social fai'bric of our society (fabric)
- The shadow will continue to coh'ver and grow (hover)
- the severity of this plorblem (problem)
- as it concerns on mainly (mainly)
- It takes a few years for full blast Aids to happen (full-blown)
- The aid sent to them is futile (in vain)
- As I just pointed out just now (redundancy)
- an invisible condorm (condom)
- thousands of innocernt lives are loss (innocent, lost)
- In Africa, the majority of them are suffering from Aids (The majority of those suffering from Aids are in Africa)
- These are being developed in developed countries, such as in USA, such as in Europe (The USA and the European countries)
- I believe that village's organisations would pridge one the importance of sex education (religious, preach)
- One of the problems of the AIDS problem...
- landlord countries (landlocked)
- It will stop new erdicts (addicts)
- Most of the common drug abuse are heroin and morphan... morphine
- If they take them away arruptly (abruptly)
- [Contesting another delegate's point] You said you would set up a number of bro'tels (brothels)
- Going back to just now my speech (my speech just now)
- Corkus (caucus) (written)
- represents the true epi'toh'mee (epitome)

--- Raffles Model United Nations Conference Delegates (RMUNC 2000)

 

- can someone off the lights? (turn off)
- One for each of the best fashion parades (parade items)

--- Raffles Model United Nations Conference Organisers during Conference (RMUNC 2001)

 

- The vell that has surrounded Columbia (veil)
- with its austia setting (austere)
- [Netherlands' skit - on dancers] As you can see, they're high on marijuana
- [Netherlands' skit] as for us, we represent 2 very important parts of Dutch culture, prostitution... [and cows]
- We're presenting how a Pakistani is conducting their wedding (Pakistanis conduct)
- Me Rasputin, me want beer... Me want women... women [draws hourglass figure with hands] women... [Arvindran, pointing to himself: Man...]
- Tell me about the women you brought into Singapore [Lackey: Very good] What nationality? [Lackey: French] The French and Italians are freaking horny... That day I did an Italian, it was over in a minute... It's better than a camel I tell you
- However, statistics have showed that murder and rapists are on the rise (cases of murder and rape)
- the d'rate'ful girls (dreadful)
- I'm Teresa from Thailand delegate (the Thai delegation)
- [Thai delegation] You dare to hit a monk? Boxing gloves!
- [Interview with 'Lara Croft'] Firstly... Did you have those implants? ['Lara Croft': I won't answer that question] You're looking rather deflated today (she was 'A' or 'AA')
- [UK Weather girl] and all the way down there in West Sus'sex, it's hot and wet

--- Raffles Model United Nations Conference Delegates during Fashion Parade (RMUNC 2001)

 

- Teacher: A spagetti strap - if you give it to someone voluptuous, it will look very provocative. But if you give it to someone flat-chested, it will look very innocent. Student: None of them [the models] are voluptuous. All of them are skinny and flat-chested

--- Exchange between a teacher and a student on a proposed fashion show for Prom.

 

- [On groups for newspaper collection] Get some guys to join you so they can protect you and do the dirty jobs.

--- Briefing for newspaper collection

 

- My age is no sacred (secret)
- with whom I still keep in close touch with (touch)
- the prair'fectorial board (prefectorial)
- became a bit fans (avid)

--- College Day Speaker (2000)

 

- never in my wildest dream (dream)
- ross star (rock)
- I broke my bond. [Noise from audience]... they encouraged me [he went to set up a technology firm]
- [On the 20 year old saying 'Raffles rules Singapore, but ACS owns it'] My dream here is very simple... In the future, not only must Rafflesians rule the country, they must own it, or part of it.
- I, am an entrepreneur. Not a doctor, not a lawyer, God forbid [laughs from audience] Sorry.
- You can go for the best, and be the best, unlike some other schools that believe The Best Is Yet To Be [rousing cheers from audience]
- [On why he quit rugby after 1 year] I was the hooker... I couldn't stand... going into a scrum and smelling all the smelly bodies.
- maxi'my my strengths (maximise)
- [On his bad luck in relationships - 2 failed ones, ending after JC] pretty Arts girls... Today, one of them is my very beautiful wife.
- How can we be a good entrepreneur? (good entrepreneurs)
- I am shear the patterns will have changed (sure)

--- College Day Speaker (2001)

 

- you sim so small (seem)
- jugs the bows (juxtapose)
- vee'sage (visage)
- putt highbrows (?)
- mi'ler'tear (militia)
- per'per (purple)

--- Afternoon of Poetry and Music 2001

 

- Ladies and Gentlemen, the Dance Club invites you to feast your eyes.
- the hard work and effort that you put into us (your work)

--- Teachers Day Concert MCs (2001)

 

- jurisprince (jurisprudence)
- Anal Liew Jinping (Lemuel Yiew)
- Terrace Chu Yi Siang (Thereis)
- the hope of elevating our ignorance (alleviating)

--- Farewell Assembly

 

- I am sure I need no further introduction, I am Lisheng, needless to say
- Mark was born under an unlucky star, he always gets called up for GP presentations... I learnt this from him, when you don't know what to say, poll the audience.
- All 3 of us, clad in white and green tie, and Mr Phillip Yeo, who's shorter than all of us
- rezource allocation (resource)
- Phillip Yeo again, with his amazing powers of expression...
- We have our meetings at Burger King. Hian Chuan, our mentor, always arrives late cause he doesn't want to foot the bill for us.
- Phillip Yeo really likes young people.

--- Lisheng's presentation on his EDB project

 

- toilet? So long? ... need to go to the doctor.
- [On someone who used her handphone while walking to quarantine] We could have dealt with her. Anyway she was dealt with.
- So, you notice you are allowed to go toilet, but we will give you toilet passes (go to the)
- bring water to quench your turst (thirst)
- Murphy Law (Murphy's)
- I have put an asteriks (asterisk)

--- Preliminary Examinations Physics Practical Briefing by the HOD (2001)

 

- air'jam (exam)
- I got sick of them, from F improve to O (six, who improved from F)
- I got 2 students, very especially one, from F become A (?, who improved from F to A)
- exam pleasure (pressure)
- our College, close to 80% doing 4 A Level... VJ, 40%... TJ, 20%... HCJC, only 60% (has, Levels)
- prepare for the mad (maths)
- compare with all your fan in local, 15 JC and 2 CI (friends, JCs, CIs)
- Salt Africa (South)
- this will left to the Paper 2 (be left till)
- [On the J1 Maths exams being harder than ours'] that's why you can see your junior their face, compared to your face...
- the chain (change?)
- nat (?)
- I put the asterlick there (asterisk)
- turty sick mark (thirty six marks)
- when we do content (reduce)
- nai nai nai (nineteen ninety nine)
- bee'cosh (because)
- it's difwent (different)
- mad, they are concentrate on that (maths concentrates)
- pleat take note of that (please)
- templing (sampling)
- eee'gee (easy)
- the chair'ng of the last few years (trend)
- study one topic only you kill 2 papers (and you prepare for)
- cen'cher mit theorem (central limit)
- fire complex questions (five)
- using this as a baysit (basis)
- [On Cambridge's mistakes] that year was my year, they key in 85 as A1 for A Maths. That year only 5 children in Singapore got A1 for A Maths (keyed, the A1 mark, an A1)
- ahh den dad (other than that)
- [On rechecking of scripts] $100, waste of money. Give me only, can have a full meal (and I)

--- Preliminary Examinations Maths Briefing by the HOD (2001)

 

- the core to revise the Pearls system (call)
- [On the old Pearls system] Some JCs, not even one person in the entire J2 cohort got an A
- [On those who get low grades] ask for interview, why you are such a ding dong when it comes to ECA

--- Briefing on the proposed modified PEARLS ECA [Bah. 'CCA'] scoring system (which was later not modified after all)

 

- these question paper has 8 printed pages (this)
- refer to Mr Michael J if you have any q'were'ries (queries)

--- A Level Invigilators

 

- Raffles Wargammers (Wargamers)

--- Raffles Junior College Yearbook (2000)

 

- Let me lead you along in the whirlpool to SUCCESS and ACHIEVEMENTS!!! (???)
- [Some PRC's sign] "Voteforme" is not a town in CHINA!

--- RI Prefect Election Posters (2002)

 

- [On learning the time of their Hepatitis B jab] Yeh, can skip PE... Yeah!
- I haven't seen you for 2 millenniums (millennia)
- Did you just scold the F word? [Other girl: Fuck]
- I really like that Chris guy. I really really like him. His singing is...
- My aunty was saying, I look fatter.
- One air'g sandwich (egg)
- I hate the Powerpuff Girls. [Me: I hate the Powerpuff Girls too!]
- G-spot... You and your G-string, go away!
- Oh my god, look at those 2 hot girls over there.
- I want water... No, don't throw! [Waterbottle is thrown at her and water splashes on her skirt] Screw you!

--- Anonymous Girls In School

 

- I think rat meat tastes like chicken. [Other: No, it tastes like shit]
- [Farewell Assembly Announcer: Sarabjit Singh (bearded and turbaned)] Osama
- [On the toilet queues before A Level Physics Practical] You see next door got queue right? [Someone else: Ask them come here lah]
- Arvindran wants to touch the touch rugby girls

--- Anonymous Guys In School