- You are advise not to have more than $30.00 in cash with you otherwise you are to inform your platoon commander of the exact amount (advised)
- jewelleries (jewellery)
- You are to keep your Section Commander informs and take custody of the items listed in Para 3 yourself. These items have to hand over to your parent... (informed, be handed, parents)
- any change in the information that stated in para 4 above you are to inform your Section Commander (If there is any, that is)
- contact number of the next kin (of kin)
- particulars of children (for married personnel only) (This excludes those with children born out of wedlock)

--- Forms

 

- There must be some questions concerning National Service (NS) which you may like to enquire more about. (ask)
- Training condition is a major concern to parents (conditions are, of)
- "... it is the individual's heart and mind, his commitment to the nation and confidence in the country which will be the deciding factor in whether Singapore can or cannot ultimately be defended." (factors determining)
- National Service is a duty that every male citizen must undertake upon attaining the age of 18 (citizen and second generation permanent resident)
- If these resources are not available, we would not be able to survive (were)
- Without a strong and credible defence force, our survival needs could be at stake (survival would)
- As a military personnel, your son has a crucial role in the defence of Singapore (part of the)
- In Total Defence, we are organised to defend the country against all forms of attack, both military and non-military - everyone has a part to play (Some people play a bigger part than others, and military personnel play twice the part of others)
- Provide listening ears (a listening ear)
- Encourage him during difficult times and help him make some decisions for himself after discussing with you instead of you making decisions for him (discussion)
- As he will be spending most of his time in camp when he is not out training in the fields, what is living in camp like? (field, you might want to know what living in camp is like)
- Reception, introduction to recruits' Officers and instructors (A reception, an)
- Your son will receive free medical treatment at the units Medical Centre (unit's)
- Unit Commanding Office (CO) can grant compassionate leave when your son has no more vacation leave, and such circumstances are critical illness, imminent death or death of spouse, child, parent as well as serious domestic problems where his presence is essential to avoid domestic hardship (The Unit, in certain circumstances when, the critical, of a , or parent)
- In addition, service man can take part, on a voluntary basis, in a group insurance scheme specially arranged by the SAF (a serviceman)
- any attempt threat while sane or insane (???)

--- My Son the NS Man booklet

 

- I think safety is of paramoun important in BMT (paramount importance)
- in the process they have enriched themselves and bore... (borne)

--- Enlistment Talk

 

- My reason here is to recruit volunteers (for coming here)
- You're supposed to urine into this (urinate)
- If you do not obey to instructions (obey)

-- Hydration Study Talk

 

- I see that Tekong ah, have really bad lung disease (has)
- As an officer here, we have pride (officers)
- [On peer appraisal] If you fuck lah, lan jiao lah, then you think we want you as an officer? [Shows 2 middle fingers]
- For air force [training] they will go on to AFST. Advanced... Fuck lah, I also don't know what is that. (that is)
- This is the time when we will excess them on their knowledge and abilities (assess)
- [On his talk] You all [are] very tense... The previous few batches all can't stop laughing. Nevermind, think I can't make it already (couldn't)
- In OCS we don't only cheong sua. We study also. As officers, we are gentlemen. Walk around with handkerchief. (handkerchiefs)
- You all are not responding, fuck lah. You all want to book out now ah?... You all are forced to come here ah?... I am also forced to conduct this [talk] for you
- [On Brunei] Water ah, they ask you to drink ice milo. Outside, the [something] river, ice milo
- What, you dream NS, chao keng, 8-to-5, at night see girlfriend, next day 8-to-5?

--- OCS Talk

 

- dee'ar / dyar way of life (their)
- Basic Military Service trains young boys into men (?)

--- Video screened on Enlistment Day

 

- crack and tum procedure (thump)

--- BMT Outfield Video

 

- Have you copy finish already? (finished copying)
- I am also taking care of your well-bean (well-being)
- many factors infruencing your feeling (influencing, feelings)
- anybody without hair look younger (looks) (?)
- or you go to the saloon (salon)
- one or two nights still orh'care (okay)
- some of you got the big breath (have, breasts)
- I hope by now you understand the rational (rationale)
- lie down the soar'far (on the sofa)
- take the dry ice and sleep can become coolest (if you take, sleep with it you will feel cool)
- I also snore very loud. My why also complain I snore. (wife, complains)
- mixing with last group of persons (a large, people)
- I urge you all to more considerate of others (to be, to)
- don't take too long a tarm (time)
- the airplane cannot wait to let go the boh'm (drop, bomb)
- I'm very particular with food (about)
- poke rib (pork ribs)
- [On food] If they give you too little, you complain. If they give you too much, you keep quiet, understand or not?
- every week we survey the food (conduct a survey about)
- [On fining the caterers] NTUC owned by Government, MINDEF also owned by Government, so Government one hand take [money] out of left pocket, one hand put in right pocket (Both NTUC and MINDEF are owned by the Government, so fining the former has no effect)
- Some of your instructors like to use vulgar language... all the 4 letter words... it is the Western influence (due to the)
- Vulgarity is not SAF culture (Vulgarities are not part of)
- [On vulgarity spouting instructors] I will call him up, give him a bottle of Dentol to wash his mouth (and give, Dettol)
- we see what can be do (we'll, done)

- Army is very fun, trust me
- Very fun what, can go overseas, look for Osama
- Can watch R(A) already right? A lot of [those born in 19]81 here right
- You'll find if you co-operate, one big family, everyone very happy, then you all will sign on together (you'll be one, will be very)
- The SAF Fieldpack is magical

- Say your IC number loudly, clearly and softly (slowly)
- decoration of personal belongings (declaration)
- You are not allow to bring the following items into camp (allowed)
- fall into your trees (threes)
- Sergeant around, call me 'Corporal.' Sergeant not around, call me 'Clerk'. (If the Sergeant is)
- the prawno (porno)
- [Am I addressed as] Sergeant or Sir? [Recruit: Sergeant, Sir!]

- [On someone's dog tag] You look like shit, you understand or not, you look like a dog
- What subject did you drop? [Recruit: Econs] Econs, wah lau, fucked up lah
- [To recruits] The lowest form of life that walks this camp is you
- How many of you are smokers?... Can quit by today or not?
- I'll confiscate all your cigarette butts (cigarettes)
- [On dirty uniforms in cupboards] One of these days, I go and open your cupboard, I faint, you all die
- noxious (nauseous)
- Gryphon Company is a very good company... you can tell by the building, it is an independent building
- [On pullups] instead of pull yourself up, you pull the bar down (pulling)
- [On SOC] You run run run run run to the wall, you bang the wall
- Later, you all got aqua jogging. Wah, shiok man. (have)
- You are not Melayu, drink too much water, you become drunk
- the next weights training section (session)
- [On opening the doors and windows of the weights room] You all cannot tahan your own smell, I tell you
- sitted row (seated)
- and you start ruling (rowing)
- You decide for yourself whether you are left handed or right handed, that means which hand you use to masturbate
- remarks, you write whether you think you are fucked up or what... No [it's a joke]
- [Me on army songs: Who wrote these?] Lim Bo Seng
- a wool (wound)
- [On swimming lessons] no rubber duckies
- boat carrier (bolt)
- [On wanting to jog one more round] I've been in army so long; this is the first time I hear recruits want extra training
- all the instructors will go more into details (into more detail)
- when a girl orgasms, her eyes become smaller, so your girlfriend, if she ahh ahh ahh, eyes... [never change in size] then you know she's bluffing (if your girlfriend goes)
- an'anaerobic (anaerobic)
- very easily shack out one (shagged)
- [Recruit: Smoker lose weight] Talk cock. Smoker lose weight - then [why are] you still here? (Smokers)
- the objective of us (for)
- welfare, you have to earn for it (it)
- You all come here, we train you so hard, lose so much weight, then later you become medic, storeman, CQ, you become even fatter than you are now (and you lose, you will become:, you will)
- You all come here, you find that you all everyday are sleepy! Outside, you all have this disease or not? [Recruits: No] I also have
- [On SOC obstacles] I make sure you all clear until your saliva come out (clear them, comes)
- obeet (obese)
- we practice you first (let you practice)
- gunpowder is very flame'mable (flammable)
- For those who are curious about bullet wounds, don't go and shoot your buddy to see what a bullet wound looks like
- The best time to enjoy your army life is during your BMT when you have no rank. You don't need to think.
- The name of the second demonstration is known as pistol drag (is)
- There is no fixed and hard rule (hard and fast)
- There are certain injuries that cannot be used for this type of evacuation (which, when suffered, make this type of evacuation unsuitable)
- Blood flow from the chest can easily flow out like that (Blood)
- You have been showed the 2 man supporting carry (shown)
- Carrying the stretcher using 4 men, 2 men or even just 3 men (3, 2)
- It will spread from people to people. (person to person)
- That is why you are booking in tonight instead of tomorrow morning. Who else will ensure that you have 7 hours of uninterrupted sleep? [Spreads hands] You can't take care of yourself.
- RJC girls, the green skirt, wah lan eh. [Me: Go ACJC] ACJC, cannot. Too power.
- You will be doing 2 positions today. One is doggie style, the other is 69 (foxhole, prone)
- [On someone] He laughs like a gila... You watched the Lion King or not?
- Mohammed Is'mail (Ismail)
- This christmas tree... when it's old it's called 'chamber brush'
- Don't go JC and teach... go into the lecture theatre, look up, all the girls zaogeng... [Recruit: Good what] Can't concentrate.
- "Girls, please close your legs"
- I want to see ah, how desperate you all are [Drops 1/4 of a "Cheese Ring" snack on the floor]
- [On someone shooting a the wrong target during simulated range] You shoot, you shoot like a sniper like that, but you aim at the wrong place. Ask you to shoot target you go and kill your Commander (sniper, If I ask, a target you will)
- [On the standing hip position] Not the cock, I see some people just now, [adopted the] standing cock position.
- training shack (shed)
- Anybody not feeling well? [Recruits: No sergent, fighting fit, yeah!] Gryphon company, when I'm here, don't try do that fighting fit shit (doing)
- Who came here dean lose weight one? (Who hasn't lost weight since coming here?)
- [On someone being afraid of getting shot] You got buy insurance or not? Why you worry? (Have you bought insurance? Then why do you worry?)
- One thing, when you get married then you'll know. Your size, is it difficult?... What style do you want to adopt? [Recruit: Standing shoulder position]
- Just imagine, if your wife see you, wah lan. Then you take off your shirt. Your breasts are bigger than hers. (sees)
- Some of you all also watch VCD. Dirty one, right or not? (VCDs. Obscene ones, right?)
- Good morning gentlemen. [Recruits: Good morning Sir] This is a talk cock session, so please relax.
- Just listen me out (hear)
- core'right (correct)
- Make sure your son next time, become President's Scholar, become Minister of Defence, come up with a good training programme. Work one day, rest one day. [Recruit: Work 1 day, rest 2 days]
- You, injured, nevermind. You spoil my chair you die.
- One more cough [out of you lot] ah, all go and see [the] doctor
- By the way, Geylang, odd road got nothing one. Only even road. (roads have nothing, roads)
- a new pair of uniform (set)
- north'turn part of Pulau Tekong (northern)
- Who is old enough to watch R(A) movie?... You must tell your PRC and Sergeant * what it's like to watch an R(A) movie (movies)
- [On me reading the Economist] Shit, you're a man, you read this sort of magazine?
- IA [Immediate Action] fuckers, IA fuckers, watch your front
- Seah Shu... Seah Shuqi Gabriel, 109. I like your name.
- [Recruits while marching: Good Morning Sergeant] Hi.
- No questions? I have a question - who took my pen?... Since I was posted here all my pens have been stolen, that's why I carry this bag with me [hoists slingbag], so I can slot it in (them)
- [On someone with measles] Don't share his razor blade, his vibrator
- the distance around it which it has effective effect (effective distance)
- [On hand grenade throwing] If you have sweaty palms, you still throw. But no instructor will be in there with you. (will still)
- If you do the math, 1 plus 2 is, surprisingly, 3.
- The minimum passing criteria for your 2.4 is 12:20. You get 15:15, [makes high-pitched congratulatory noise and waves arms]
- [On someone with measles] Must be you all, keep making fun of him, he too stressed, get measles (he got, and caught)
- While you all are gone, platoon 1 will witness me doing 20 pushups for using the word "chee bye"
- [Heavily abridged] If you run out of rounds, will you go and do bayonet fighting? If you run out of rounds, what will you do? [Recruits: Run] You throw the rifle at the enemy, then you run... Don't say I say one ah
- tricepes extension (triceps) (written)
- If I see you sleeping while you are standing, ah, then you can sleep
- Not all weapon is like M16, shoot and fire (weapons are like the, aim)
- tongle rope (toggle)
- [After a whole row of people walked past him, greeting him] Don't greet
- This [white] shirt, I wear for 9 days already. The yellow one [singlet], 2 weeks. (I've been wearing this shirt for 9 days, and the yellow singlet for 2 weeks)
- Who's your parade state i/c?... I heard he's a big fuck.
- When I was a recruit, I also use the lift (used)
- Sergeant Wayang (Hua Yang)
- [On someone having Pi Pa Gao {Pei Pa Go} in the toiletries section of the cupboard] I don't understand why you all mix your food with non-edibles... One day you'll wash your hair with Pi Pa Gao.
- [Officer on making the platoon cut through a building to fall in instead of making them march around it: Welfare] Welfare? I'm trying to be cruel and you say "welfare"?
- The first lesson for tomorrow is a brisk walk. [Consternation from Recruits] Yes, we all know that this is not true [It is actually a jog]
- We all know that when Lietenant ****** is the CDO, strange things will happen
- Unfortunately, the OOCs will also confined, together with everyone else... Why are you [all] so happy?
- [On a VIP from Indonesia's visit] No crab, no bars but star, so tomorrow all the crabs walking around, all the seafood.
- [On a demonstration of bayonet fighting] You see Yap, he die already still can smile (still can smile after death)
- [On me, after I commented about the resetting of pushups to the Commanding Officer] You're totally a civilian. Cannot make it.
- that's their intelligent (intelligence)
- the empire (umpire)
- many more pair of eyes (pairs)
- In war, nobody can be in a lot of places all the time (at the same)
- Captured enemy personnel, first thing you do, don't go and sodomise them please... got girl bring to me first (if there is a girl, bring her)
- [On reporting verbal exchanges with captured enemy personnel] If they scold you na beh jee bye don't report that, please
- congestion of personnel (congregation)
- [On a Powerpoint presentation] Okay, the end. Clap.
- Leadership and Command. Do you dare to take up the challenge? [Recruit: Yes, Sir.] Lam pah.
- [On Michael Jackson] What's the effect on you? I also want to be the King of Popcorn, or whatever
- A lot of bad influence. Like me, OC, I also... [Recruit: Chao keng] How to chao keng? As OC I already nothing to do already (have nothing)
- go to suan'na (sauna)
- If you are not loyal to Singapore, then why are you here? [Recruits: We don't want to be here]
- act'tis, that means in war you will not rape a girl, rob a bank, that sort of thing (ethics)
- I'm not worried about those who chao keng, those people will live long
- Don't repeat your BMTC, must come in with your stupid Smart 4, your stupid full pack, at Pasir Ris, like ninja turtle like that (BMT, like a ninja turtle)
- You go OCS, you book out in waiter uniform. Long sleeve white shirt and black pants (If you go to, you will, in a, sleeved)
- [On the guard duty bunk] What you do upstairs, I don't want to know. You want to have orgy, I don't care (an orgy)
- [To the platoon i/c on reporting strength] When you turn around, I want to see you smile
- Gabriel, I realise you have the same lips as Shu Qi, only you are not pretty
- All of you are spreaded out, am I right? (spread)
- [On a listening post vs an observation post] Listen, because you cannot hear (see)
- [On the Ghost Walk] You will be impressed at how the army learn from Pontianak and Chinese Vampires (learns, Pontianaks)
- When you smoke, you become an intelligent human. When you don't smoke, you become like cock... When you smoke, even when I talk to you in Tamil you understand.
- [Recruit: Sir, I'm just a recruit.] Eh, I'm an officer.
- Have you all seen the video, correct or not? (or)
- Tan Chao Keng (Cheng)
- How come on Wednesday, 12 OOCs reported sick, all got ATTN C ah?
- [To someone who heard the bookout timing wrongly] You OOC because of what ah? [Another recruit: Deaf]
- [On the SAF retirement package] Don't be surprised if next time you see Lieutenant ****** selling drinks at the canteen... Next time you see the commander ah, sweeping the floor.
- Law Meng Soon, I don't want you to spend 4 months in BMTC and the only English phrase you'll speak is 'Permission to recover, Sir'
- If you have noticed, we're trying to push the Last Parade up... Partly because of personal reasons [raises eyebrow at fellow officer who presumably had a hot date the previous night on Valentines' Day], but mainly for your welfare
- Description of SFG-87. Shape - oval shaped. Not like some fucker who said 'papaya' this morning... Does [a] papaya look like a grenade?
- simply as that (simple)
- [During Stand By Rifle] Whose weapon is clean?... Those who never put up their hands, go and carry on 20 [Walks off] (didn't)
- repelling (rapelling)
- [On Taiwan] You will go there and fight with the people there... You will suffer through sleepless nights, 4 days. That exercise is called R&R.
- nor'mahn'dy bridge (Normandy Beach)
- For those of you who want to sign on, you can compare it to marriage. Why marriage? Because it's the stupidest thing you have done as a man. (will have)
- This is my first obese batch. It's been one of a kind. The smell also is one of a kind.
- andrea (andre)
- emerald (emmanual)
- Sergeant *** has went to get the ball already (gone)
- anyone got any prono VCDs? (has, porno)
- bolster (booster)
- slow, momenteous work (monotonous)
- I've nothing to do, talk cock, sleep enough already
- [On the coconuts we were drinking from, presumably from the trees growing beside the sea, which was the peeing are] You know where the water come from? It's from your pee. You are drinking 30 years of recruits' pee. (comes)
- [On his SISPEC 'award'] Mine is rusty bayonet.
- Tomorrow, reveille, 1000 hours. [Recruits: Har?] Fuck you, understand... Dream on.
- [On sand being kicked up] Jee bye, this place becoming like desert already (is becoming like a)
- [Before we booked out on the 7:30pm boat] I say again, cookhouse food not very healthy, eat less, later book out and eat.
- I don't give a flying fuck, all of you will go to the recruits' mess whether you like it or not.
- Who do not fall into the criteria? (does not meet)
- [Sticks right hand out fully, palm facing in, with the 3 middle fingers extended] Have you ever seen me do this? Read between the lines... [Recruit: Become naughty, ah, sir] [Makes 'knock it down' sign, wiggling 2 fingers] Forty [pushups]... Never before in my officer career has a recruit called me "naughty".
- What I'm here today is to teach you all the techniques of IPPT (here for)
- Hair man... I don't know how to pronounce this name (Hairman)
- [Recruit: Sergeant, Why you go SISPEC?] This sort of thing is suck thumb one (did you go to)
- [Recruit to sergeant while counting strength: X and X blank files, IC!] Fuck. I go to SISPEC for 5 months, come out and become IC. Knock it down!
- Eh why you all sound more lao jiao than him [the guard commander]?
- Go upstairs, do anything you want. Get caught, your business (If you get)
- A sniper, someone you cannot see. If you can see him, he's not a sniper. [Other instructor: He's a fucker.]
- [On Fire and Movement] For you all, I can be a bit lighter... I understand, obese.
- Try to participate in all the training, then you can get out of this hellhole.
- [On Counterstrike] You know CS is not realistic, so when enemy fire at you, don't go and jump around... You'll be full of bullet holes (an enemy fires)
- [On the SAF Core Values] I forget already... I don't water parade.
- Some of you will be posted to [a combat?] unit... I say good luck to you... Hallelujah.
- [On the ah beng soldiers] If they don't hear the word 'jee', the word 'bye, they don't move. It's just like an activation word for them... It's a motivation factor for them, [if] they hear you scold vulgar language also they shiok (they also feel)
- [On outfield training] My sergeants also can scold me 'jee bye'. Then [when we] go back [he will] get charged... No lah.
- Go in, then you go to endure... You got to control. If cannot then you stop, kiss kiss hug hug press press.
- If you do it right 10-20 times, [if] you don't ask for it, she will ask for it... I tell you they are even more hornier than you. (horny)
- You are living in the 21st Century. If you get with a girl and she tells you, 'I want to wait till marriage', you should go and get another girlfriend.
- You can lie to her, 'I am also a virgin.'
- Don't be conservative, one position only, die die lie on top of the girl.
- Try not to touch her, until she wants you to touch her... 2nd week you can attack her 2 mountains already
- All my girlfriends is 1 month gao tim one... (are)
- My private soldiers, 3 men bang 2 Japanese girls... Taiwan, 1 whole section bang 3 girls. (banged)
- Singapore is 3 out of 10 girls good looking... Taiwan is 6 or 7. (In Singapore, are good, For Taiwan it)
- [On what someone can give his girlfriend for her 21st birthday] You can buy her a dildo.
- [On Internet pornography] Once in a while you surf this sort of thing, it's ok, but the thing I hate is to pay, so what I do is sign up for [a] 3 day trial, then I reject.
- Good morning Sir. [Salutes] [Notices it's his friend] Jee bye!
- Gentlemen, your story touch my heart you know (touches)
- [On doubling] When I see you walk, I feel very scared. When I am scared, I knock you down
- [On coming back the day after posting so the Unit can pick you up the day after] You can go and ask your OOC friends how efficient the units are at picking them up, some of them wait at HQ for months... It's true, I still see Bobby Choo there
- [On the Parade Rehearsal] I cater syrup water from the cookhouse, to surprise you all
- because of the music, because of the announciation (announcements)
- [On berhenti on the wrong step] No matter which leg you are in (on)
- The prize presenter go out and take prize (recipient goes, takes his)
- [On giving feedback] [If you] feedback to [the] sect. com, the thing will go down the drain. Flush down evidence. [Mimes crushing paper]
- Please, don't call me up in the middle of the night and tell me you ban4 jio3 [urinate]. I will trace the telephone number and whack you up.
- [On mood swings and being nice to recruits] Lieutenant ******, it depends on his period
- [On cancelling our IPPT retest during Block Leave] It's a fair thing, you help me, I help you. Actually you don't help me, fuck.
- Monday, OTOT [Own Time, Own Target] you go and report to your new unit... Sorry, there's a timing. You don't go there late, you get charged. Don't say I say...
- [On life as an Ops Sergeant] I reach my office at 7:45... I [turn] on my computer, I play some games... I go for [a] tea break... I do some work... I go for lunch. I sleep until 2 o'clock. I on my computer, play some games... go for tea break... I go and take a shower, 5:45 I catch the bus, I go home... [Recruit: Shiok ah Sir] What shiok? Damage my mind, play too many games... I've completed a lot of games.
- [On keeping fit and/or active even though we're obese] Take care of yourself, so you can bang a lot of girls when you grow old... 3 or 4 at one time.
- Kerkiri bo seng. [Platoon turns to face the sea] Now all of you will die. Cepar ja-... I'm a bit high
- [To me] What's your codename? (nickname)
- [On having night and colour blindness, disqualifying you for the recce trooper post] You better own up now, otherwise happy happy, I take you back then find out you are gay. Jialat. (???)
- [On being recce troopers] No lah, we all don't cheong sua, only peng sua... Cheong sua means charge the mountain, peng sua means walk the mountain
- [On the POW treatment course] The POW one, the most is 15 minutes... Nothing one... Put you in [an[ isolation cell, ask you to turn here [and] turn there. There will be no physical contact.
- Infantry, charge here charge there, one idiot behind screaming at you... Sit there cannot, lie there cannot. All the time, one idiot down there screaming at you.
- [On being a recce trooper] It will not be everyday in the field, eat grass one. It won't happen.
- [On being a recce trooper] If you fail the bike course, I give you [a] bike, you push there ah?
- [On the cookhouse food survey] The minimum you will put for the survey is 'satisfactory', understand?

--- Assorted people in NS (BMT)

 

- [On my removing my boots] You sound like you're making love
- Platoon 2, fall down (in)
- Let's play 'Jump on Royston's bed'
- [To a Muslim: Do you ever eat pork?] Fuck you.
- My father, me and I (my mother)
- [To me] I think your English is the best in the platoon
- Sir Rashik (Lieutenant)
- [On why people say the Muslim food is better than the non-Muslim food] Muslim food is more spicy, so it's a lot more palatable
- [On what he will do on booking out] I will buy a new game and get myself a girlfriend
- Night range, Figure 15. If you can hit 4 in a row, I buy you breakfast, lunch, dinner and supper. (I will)
- prominent tip (Prometheum)
- Hello / Harlo (Halo, as in the Xbox game)
- We should scrape confinement for Royston's sake (scrap)
- on your feets down (butts)
- vendor'ring machine (vending)
- [On my forehead scar] Too many girls kiss him there
- I think when some girls scold the 4 letter word, it's quite sexy... but I look down on them
- kekenan ooo ooo (loo roos - apologies for the bad malay spelling)
- put prickle heat powder, then shiok (prickly)
- our morale are low (is)
- [Sergeant: Have you ever lost your dick?] Yes, Sergeant!
- [On me holding my towel above my breast] Why you hold your towel so high ah? Like zha bor
- [On "you can do anything you want, just don't get caught"] Don't you know that's the 8th Core Value?
- Emmanuel, whatever exercise he do, you can see his underwear (does)
- Confirmed plus guarantee plus my dick
- [On his Entrenchment Tool stick] The last time I blow the flute like this one is orgasm (blew, ???)
- I don't want you guys to fight between each other (among)
- [On another company's singing] They all like drunk like that (sing like they're drunk)
- bayo'nite assault course (bayonet)
- [On Platoon 4] Those are not men, they are dwarves
- [On my fondness for allegedly feminine postures while on the bed] Gabriel, I want to ask you, your cock, is it there or can it be pushed inside to form a hole?
- Can you lend me your handphone? I need a vibrator
- [Allegedly quoting from a magazine, perhaps to vindicate himself] 70% of women said they masturbate daily or more often. The rest are lying
- rifle string (sling)
- [On the MOs] Their OCS, like Kilo Company, come in, 5 days orientation, come out as privates. They go into OCS, 5 days, come out, Captain. (is like, they come, have a 5 day, and come, and after 5, they come out as a)
- The biggest rank in Tekong, you know what?... Civilian. (what it is)
- clean away all the cobswebs ah (cobwebs)
- [On me] He uses all the funny funny words
- Ghee'rash (Girish)
- Who haven't do station tree? (hasn't done, three)
- [On passing IPPT] What's one confinement [week] compared to SISPEC?
- Smells like shit ah, the shit
- an awful meta'for'risis takes place (metamorphosis)
- [On my incessant scribbling] I can't stand you. Today you write 'Today, the shit, 500 grams, brown in colour...'
- [On the impotent cough medicine from the Medical Centre] I use it to slepp [and only to sleep]
- [On why I should have scanned the RJ yearbook and not the RGS one] RGS secondary school right? The girls haven't develop yet. (is a secondary, developed)
- Your Beanie Bears will guard your cupboard? (Babies)
- When is our nights off? (night)
- [To me] Can you not use such profound english? (complex)
- [On Hawk] Here the sergeants talk with essence one (accents)
- [On my GP] Yah lar, B4, you must have insulted some religion... How can he get B4?... Too cheem already... Maybe he [the marker] was watching a soccer match, "fuck lar", B4
- My buddy, Gabriel, got hanged on the electric chair (???)
- [To me] The Hawk people, all the same frequency as you
- [On the fruit bars we get in our field rations] I went [to] CGH [Changi General Hospital]. I saw, buy 3 [at $1.65 each] get 1 free. [The free one was] Mixed fruit... We throw them away everyday.
- That's how I understand Tamil movies... First the boy and the girl will start dancing. Then a hundred people will pop up behind the boy. Then a hundred people will pop up behind the girl... Then the boy and the girl will dance around a tree... They will go to a vegetable market... The man will have a big belly and a moustache
- [On wrapping towels around the body at the bust level] I find it very hard to breathe. I don't know how you stand it.
- Gabriel, the shape of your breasts looks very tempting... very feminine... really really!
- [Me speculating on the price of Bubble Tea: Bubble Tea - now the market is saturated] Don't fuck, all the jee bye come out (?)
- [To me] Don't cry during the 16 click [route march]... [During the] 16 click route march, [it will be] my turn to cry.
- [On my Beanie Babies] Really, at night you sleep with it?... Where do you put it, in your pants? (them)
- My family is very poor. I live in a rubbish dump.
- [On the BMTC keychain] It is too small... If it's bigger I will take it home and throw all the arrows at it (darts)
- [On NTU's policy of making people open their doors when they have guests of the opposite gender] What's wrong with having sex in the hostel?
- Sex without moaning is not sex
- [On why he doesn't look for e-books online] I have no time... I spend all my time looking for porn. I love porn... Porn is good.
- I used to have desire, then I watched porn. I lost all my desire.
- [On why he watches porn] I don't really play games, so [there's] nothing else.
- I don't host my porn, I let other people host my porn.
- [On Raymond E Feist] I like magic... the whole book[,] I am waiting for Pug to come out... He come out, a few pages later he's gone... Nakor is crap (comes)
- [On R.A. Salvatore] His book, Demon Awakening... the main character has the face of the author... All his books... he is so egoistic.
- [On tabletop RPGs' slowness] I'd rather masturbate than play that kind of shit.
- [On Mercedes Lackey's the Black Gryphon] I can't imagine, the main character is a bird... it sucks... the story is based on a bird.
- [On Emmanual and Kok Wei thinking they look very good, and the former thinking her has the voice of Kenny Rogers] I think all the people from PJ have ego problems.
- [On me on the heya hoah infantry ah song] Why you never sing the 'masturbate' ah?
- Eh, fuck lah Royston, why aren't you posted out yet? Then I can take your pillow.
- Where's my tongo rope? (toggle)
- [On Chee Hwa] His voice is very annoying.
- [To me] You don't snore, you know, you breathe heavily... Like some murderer, psycho'part (psychopath)
- I'm going to NUS and get myself a RJ girl. Nice personality, nice body... [Jermyn: Nice butt] Nice butt. [Jermyn: Nice tits] That I won't know because she'll be wearing a bra. [Jermyn: You can take it off]
- [On talk over who'd get 'Best Recruit'] Fuck lah, the name just appear on the cookhouse [wall] (will just)
- [On refusal to join the people doing a makeup route march] Platoon 2 clever... We don't have integrity, but we have intelligence.
- [To me] I was thinking of inviting you to my house, but then I'd have to invite the rest of the section.
- The secret to SOC is this. Eat more, put on weight [till you're 100kg or above] and don't do.
- Jermyn, got Hep B or not? (Do you have the Hep B screening)
- [On Miss Singapore 2002's ex-RJ contestant] Bloody RJ girls. "I already have 9 As, I want 2 more As [makes vague gesture, possibly at chest area]..." [Laughs] 2SIR is driving me nuts.
- [On someone] Wah lau eh, flat until no breasts.
- [On CJ skirt length] That year when we were J2, J1, some of the girls... Not enough cloth (some of the J1)
- [On me helping Section 3 carry their slingbags up] You're crazy, man
- I saw a first class private (private first class)
- samsung (samson) (written)
- [On my possible recce trooper 2SIB posting] Go and recce people, 2 year fieldcamp. That's why he's very sad.
- Nelson give me the lock, cannot open the key (The key that Nelson gave me, lock)
- [On one of the instructors] He may be a good soldier, but he's a lousy person

--- Platoon/Section Mates (BMT)

 

- I think I come Tekong I become retarded already (I've become retarded since coming to Tekong)
- Do you ever get the feeling that you aren't sent to [the] Army, you're sent to a Boys' Home?
- [On the disgusting things JC guys do to girls] They shave the girl, they cut the girl... They cut the girl while shaving.
- Gryphon doesn't start with G... starts with 'W', welfare.
- Any unexpected rounds? (unexpended)

--- Company Mates (BMT)

 

- Ovaltine or Horlick (Horlicks)
- The SAF BMTC's Vision is to be the Centre of Excellence for Basic Military Training, committed to provide Effective Training for recruits and to imbue in them the SAF Core Values thus making it the Focal Point for National Service for all Singaporeans (?, providing, imbuing)
- all rubbishs (rubbish)
- orang squash (orange)
- pudding or honeydrew (honeydew)
- frd hokkien mee (fried)
- bread beal (meal)
- Please ensure that the instruction listed below are being carried
1. That your boots is clear of muds before entering (instructions, carried out, are, mud)
- do not temper with live rounds (tamper)
- Only SAF uniform & authorised personnel are allowed on this bus (people in the SAF)
- The lift is for instructors and recruits with medical reasons only
Recruits caught using the lift without any authorization will be dealt with!
(Walk like a soldier, talk like a soldier !!!) (???)
- Be one of the firsts to use the brand new bicycles that is waiting for you guys (first, are)
- All Visitors', Please Report To The Guardroom (Visitors)
- Off when not in use (Turn off)
- Attn all fishing wannbabe (those who like fishing)

--- Signs (BMT)