Deputy Headmaster
Geraldine
Jianwen
Kairen

Lin Yucheng
Someone
Someone Else
(Andrew Gan)
Timothy's History Teacher

Timothy's PE Teacher
Timothy's Teachers
Yunxin

 

 

The following are supplied by Lin Yucheng

 

- tearfore (therefore) (Pronunciation: therefore with a silent h )
- The woman in the Carlsberg advertisement has big breests (breasts)
- Let me tink (think)
- I'm multi-tassling now (typed) (multitasking)
- those are uniques! (eunuchs)
- This is azzuming (assuming)
- I am dit'termined (determined)
- Shish! (Sheesh)
- He got his just deserts (desserts)
- burn the joysticks (joss-sticks)
- I must find rideable CDs (writeable)
- I will coherce them (coerce)
- I will not fall into your eh'bee'is (abyss)
- chanzes are (chances)
- He's trying to imitate your assent (accent)
- ti'tubar (tituba - from The Crucible)
- She was tin (thin)
- Humans will previl in the end (prevail)
- You can use plunder for supple'menting your income (supplementing)
- Those are expensive Percian carpets (Persian)
- The highest paid exacative (executive)
- Have you washed it? (watched)
- He's very rye'sheous (righteous)
- [Gloating] He chose to incur my raft (wrath)
- The gross'cery closed down. (grocery)
- golden glittering flades (flakes)
- They think God is umni'pertent (omnipotent)
- my fowl is here (file)
- carbon roads (rods)
- Too many things to memorise, no nice
- There's some ion wool (iron)
- I don't like it very well (much)
- [On RJC] The fact'cilities are very bad (facilities)
- The library closes until nine (opens)
- Long pants in school uniform is childish.
- This is called killing scourges with scums.
- I need boots for my graduation (black shoes)
- [Blaming others from his misfortunes / Jeering at the Computer for outsmarting him] The Tupi destroyed my artillery. So lame. Lame lame. Lame around.
- Gah!
- Those hectics (heretics)
- He picked up a fight with someone.
- I'm going to gear up the war. (escalate?)
- I'm going to load myself with cargo (my ship)
- Which one shall be my priority first?
- [Talking about Colonization ] fireband preachers (firebrand)
- When the river flows into a cum lake. (calm)
- Most IPs start with 3 letters. (numbers)
- Cum? Is that some choir thing?
- The river overflows its blanks (banks)
- the tick alluvial soil (thick)
- How does your brain think?
- Wanking? What sort of game is that?
- [Bragging] Physics is my fort (forte)
- Do you want me to sue up your mouth? (sew)
- All you need to know, nothing right?
- Borrow water from neighbouring countries (buy)
- Weigh the mass
- It melts over one temperature (at a distinct temperature)
- The melting point will be hired (raised)
- In aqueous or molten solution (Aqueous means a solution in water)
- [Threatening me] Give me your password or I'll change it
- [Gabriel: Will you get an A1?] Probably I hope so
- At first, I was ridiculed with the idea (thought that the idea was ridiculous)
- I will activate my entire alliance [in Utopia, which are all multis controlled by me]
- [Proudly announing] I don't study Physics (study for)
- [Rebuke] I'm sure he will beg to defer (differ)
- We had to climb up a waterfall
- [Sonorously proclaiming Timothy's imminent defeat by me at an AOK game] Don't try and count the insurmountable odds (odds can't be counted, doubly so when they're insurmountable) (I lost in the end)
- [Chiding me] Your pronounce'ciation is very bad (pronunciation) 
- The photos are or'ten'tic (authentic)
- [Bragging] I am mail-bomb'bing him (bombing)
- I give you questions like these how am I supposed to answer?
- [Denying accusations of cheating in games] I don't cheat [in games], I hack.
- My goblin zappers caused him a lot of trouble (sappers)
- Now i'm playing woof3d (Wolfenstein 3D - Wolf3D is the name of the executable)
- [On hearing that I have a Palm III] I may be getting a Palm IV to mock you (There is no such thing as Palm IV)
- It was a slip of a tongue (the)
- Joanne of the Arc (Joan of Arc)
- What havoc I can rack (wreak)
- [On the HCJC School Uniform] Very nice, very cool. But very hot.
- [Bragging] I'm a jack of all trades and master of all (none) (Alt: I'm a jack of no trades and master of none)
- [Bragging] I'm a jack of all trades and master of few (none)
- Over here, we practice meritocracy and not nes'potism and cronyism. (nepotism)
- Lee'nux (Linux)
- [Insulting me] His graphics manipulation skills are limited to cutting and pasting, resizing and cropping.
- [Referring to someone] must be another of Ilango's brainchilds (proteges)
- Nyak Nyak Nyak...
- [Showing disdain at other's actions/accomplishments] Are you impressed? Are you impressed?
- You... Shut up!
- one million dollar checks (cheques) (written)
- The soverain of Egypt is called the Pharaoh (sovereign)
- [On his project topic] I think I'm going to change it to another topic, not enough death (depth)
- I goes out more than you (go)
- [I ask if I can clip YC's hand with a butterfly clip] Go ahead... Stop it!
- Ahna and the King (Anna)
- Counter reset: 13/15/2000 (written on website)
- Greetings to 99S31, 01S31 and anyone else who chanced by here. (chances) (website)
- From your Supreme Ruler, Resident (evil) genius, YuCheng Lin (website)
- Perhaps it will be better for us, a computing class, not to have a homepage, just as it may have better for humans to have remained among the monkeys and gorillas in the wild. (been better) (website)
- As anyone who have visited the page in the past 2 days would have noticed, a certain Mr Siu posted two absolutely disgusting posts strewn with no less than 23 grammatical and spelling errors, even though his messages spanned less than a hundred words. Needless to say, those posts where deleted the moment I read them, for they will undoubtedly bring upon our class an unwanted reputation for very broken English (or shall I say, poor Singlish), a style of language unique to our Mr Siu. (has, were, very bad) (website)
- People blessed with a good linguistic ability (not unlike myself) *glances at Mr Siu again* should be taking the initiative to pen the About Us page of 00S31's homepage. (website)
- I apologise in advance for any statistical inconsistencies you may have noticed in this post. I'm only counting with 4 fingers, you know.... (???) (website)
- No SPAMMING will be tolerated. SPAMMERS will be made to endure Bai YiCheng's lecture on SPAMMING SECRETS to understand what spamming really means. (???) (website)
- I must stress again, do not blame me if you don't like your password. It was RANDOMLY generated. :) (passwords. They were) (website)
- As things stand, I will be tad too busy to update the website until the Maths C test is over. (a tad) (website)
- Here I am in Sentosa beach (on) (website)
- [On BMT] OOCs are all fucked up, understand?... OOCs are all cowards
- [On A Level results day] "How, I got an A?" How come my teacher still shake my head? (shoke her)
- [On a Taiwan exercise with 1st Guards] We have brains, they have brawns. Let's see who wins (brawn)
- Now I don't dare to go out. Everywhere I go, someone knows me... "Sir!"... One company, 190 recruits.
- If you do a search for "Lin Yucheng" on Google the first page you will find is the "Gah + Crap Page", which of course I'm not very happy about.
- There's a george there (gorge)

--- Lin Yucheng

 

- The derye'vay'tive of X is DY/DX (derivative)

--- Yucheng's Former Maths Teacher

 

- The Chai'nee High School (Chinese)

--- Former Principal of Yucheng's Former School

 

- We can invite companies that were creative to give talks
- tee'dal wave (tidal)

--- Yucheng's Friend

 

The following are supplied by Timothy, of Timothy's Homepage fame. Quotes from him are hosted specially on his page.

 

- Index number one to tch'wef, come and play hockey (twelve)
- The time is tch'wef thirty (twelve)
- In Mission Impossible, the hero has to diable the seth destruct bomb (self)
- It is sair'wen o'clock (seven) (The V is pronounced as W)
- Let's go to s'air'wen e'lair'wen (seven eleven) (derived)
- n'air'wer mind (never)
- Jamessssssssssssssssss / Aloysiusssssssssssssssssssssss
- Good Morning Classsssssssssss
- surksteen (sixteen)
- Don't play chase during my lesson (chess)

--- Timothy's Former PE teacher

 

- Stay away from me, I've got a toothache

--- Another of Tim's Former PE Teachers

 

- [Briefing for a road run] Although this is a road run, don't run on the road

--- Timothy's PE Teacher

 

- [On requirements for the F Maths course] Either you have the gift or you don't have the gift. If you don't have the gift, don't worry, you can train it up.
- [On a delay] We'll eat into your lunch
- [On requirements for the F Maths course] You need to know things which you already know
- [On dietary requirements] Who are those eating vegetarians? (vegetarian)
- The most simple topic is complex numbers and the hardest is simple harmonic motion
- [On effects of taking the F Maths course] You will have 10 hours of maths a week. You will eat maths, drink maths and sleep maths. And when you sleep, you will dream maths. When you go to the canteen you will talk about maths.
- Nee'or gas (Neon)
- [On Gabriel's Homepage] It smacks of GEPness. Tell me he's a GEP. [Tim: He's a GEP]

--- Timothy's Lecturers

 

- Rooserwelt (Roosevelt)
- It was all in wain (vain)
- inflazions (inflations)
- tings (things)
- racial hatrecy (hatred)
- The Wild Tiger Corpse was an elite bodyguard unit set up by King Var'ju'ra'wade (corps. Varjiravudh)
- Those boys didn't come [for yesterday's lesson]. I'm going to teach them a lesson.
- [Rebuke] It wasn't a pun, Orange Timothy
- Rama the Ford (fourth)
- The Min Yuen, they were made up of dentists and teachers. [Student: Why were there dentists?] Forget the dentists. They were just made up of teachers.

--- Timothy's Former History Teacher

 

- Jilo / Jiro (Zero)
- vet'ters and scar'lars (vectors and scalars)
- th'lee (three)
- chamistry (chemistry)
- dubber dubber toy and trubber (double double toil and trouble)
- emitter (anmeter)
- you must place the clocodile clips perpendicurary to the rurer (crocodile clips perpendicular to the ruler)
- time for your pradigal (practical)
- At the end of the bell, you sumit (Submit your work when the bell rings)
- [On deflections in a galvonometer] the needle moves from left to south (the Nine O'clock Position to the Six O'clock Position)
- You need to put batteries in alam clock? (alarm)
- Veterinarian is a person who helps people to eat vegetables ('veterinarian' si4 bang1 ren2 chi1 cai4 ah)
- it's spoit (spoilt)
- Edward's How (Edward House)
- [Issuing the customary three cheers ] Hurp Hurp... (Hip Hip)
- [Being individualistic] Some people pronounce it as refraction, I pronounce it as refruction
- He is sheffish (selfish)
- It is not his fought (fault)
- This book has many sessions (sections)
- Mrs Jipson will be lechering tomorrow (Gibson, lecturing)
- Proc'tore (Proctor - from The Crucible)
- tit'tuber (Tituba - from The Crucible)
- dit'termined (determined)
- They were Winson and Vinston (Vinson and Winston)
- He was dewious (devious)
- See'Ian (Si Yuan - someone's name)
- to find the vorlim (volume)
- You didn't study, but I won't comment
- I am so angry that I cannot utter a word
- Those who cannot hear me, raise up your hand
- You must do more better (better)
- [In anger at Tim] One day you'll get beaten up
- That's a bad mistake (there are no good mistakes)
- [On units to use in graphs] What's the gradient unit? Gram Gram per M. (MM per Gram)
- There are 4 things involved : semi, conductor and diodes
- If you win litle, you win much
- [Explaining the deflection of a galvonometer needle when a magnet is inserted into a metal coil connected to the said instrument] It is at Zero, but it is not at Zero. It only appears to be at Zero, but it's not at Zero. When you push the magnet into a solenoid, it goes left. When you push the magnet out of the solenoid, it goes right. In, left. Out, right. Left right left right left right left right... Understand?
- [Chiding students] You all very bad, climb on your teachers' heads and shit there.

--- Timothy's Teachers

 

- Nai to Fai (Nine to Five)

--- Timothy's Former Vice-Principal

 

- Good morning, good afternoon and good night  (rejoinder to Hi, hello, how are you )

--- Timothy's Friend (NYPS)

 

- Tee'mer'ty (Timothy)
- That girl looks very good [Someone: Check for golden ratio]
- Portable water is available in the lab. Don't drink it (Non-potable)

--- Timothy's Friends (JC)

 

- Drink Yakut, it's good for you (Yakult)
- drink your mother's muke (milk)

--- Health Drink Spokesman

 

The Following is Contributed by Rae

 

- The car was so dirty that it was dirtier than the dirtiest car I had ever seen. (I had seen to that time)

--- Essay

 

The Following is Contributed by David

 

- hand up your Georaphy files (hand in, Geography)

--- David's Geography teacher

 

- Yes, you sing better than Carmee Lim, any day of the week
- [On singing] Gosh, she has that stupid slide. I call it the Carmee slide.
- [On RJ girls being flirtatious] All girls. Fullstop.
- What's your nickname for me? Idiot? Specky?... Or Screwed Up Boy? No that's Yechao.
- [On the 2003 Harmony Awards Semi Finals] Yeh! The end! We can all go home now... I'm exhausted. [Me: I'm exhausted from listening to bad music]
- [On The Associate] Which male of our age can write better than Grace Chua?
- [On Regulars] After NS I think NS is the biggest charity in Singapore after Singapore Pools

--- David

 


The Following is Contributed by Matthew

 

- The flont of the box (front)
- A lot of you think that this is sheet (shit)

--- Matthew's Teachers

 

- which means x is beshween 1 and fi (between, pi)
- you people are confusing (the person means confused)
- in the node (notes)
- shock enough (short)
- sikteen (sixteen)
- seery (series)
- unchew now, they chew have this mishtake (until, still, mistake)
- twee (three)
- the cheecher never tell them (teacher)

--- Maths Lecturer

 


- oxygen does not dissolve in oxygen well (water?)
- hande the piss of equipments

--- Biology Lecturer


- hund'led and eighty (hundred)
- black cat, white cat, as long as they meow, they are cats
- [Someone answers a question] I'm so happy with you (not wrong, but he meant 'for')
- keep your emotion down
- purposefully
- i'm just tel'ring you (telling)
- get ready for another foaming question
- close down the doors (close)
- listen me (to me)
- expire to do something (aspire)
- once you see it, everything falls into pieces (place)
- horse's heels touch the ground (hooves)
- as the armchair rocks (armchairs can't rock)
- in'too'wee'tion will tells you (intuition will tell)
- the ball rebounce (bounces)

--- Physics Lecturer

 

- you will face seriously punishment (punish)

--- Chinese exam invigilator

 

- This part of the piece depicts the countryside, with the fishermen in the padi field (farmers)
- By thumb of rule... (rule of thumb)

--- Band conductor

 

Quotes below are courtesy of Chapman and Christopher Tan

 

- project wouk (work)
- I drive to the Sci-Centre (Science)
- I am still a teachers and as a teachers (teacher)
- For exam'bles, if you ask me (example)
- Whenever, when you try to study (there shouldn't be a when)
- Jan'lalee (January)
- Febu'laly (Febuary)
- It will be very sig'gee'cant (singnificant)
- Let's look at theese presentation (this)
- It will forms a chain and comes back to the same place (form. come)
- It is ang'fair (unfair)
- The green men and women (referring to the cleaners from the Soon Kiat constuction company)
- There is gravity on the wall and tables (graffiti)
- cally on (carry)
- poppoptattat (pop into)
- No shocial etiquette (social)
- It is an ang'fulfilling experience (unfulfilling)
- Many Singaporics (Singaporeans)
- Have a fun climbing the mountain (???)
- You should come to the extraturf on time (astroturf)
- It's doesnt necessity mean that you must climb the mountain if other people climb only. (It, Neccessarily)
- For examples (example)
- You must try your best to climbs the mountain (climb)
- Doesn't means that you have your green man and green woman to clean up for you, you can dirty the tables (mean, green man and green women refers to the cleaners from the Soon Kiat constuction company)

--- A Deputy Headmaster

 

- maniprate the numbers (manipulate)
- this question was january well done (generally)
- pry number (prime)
- you sprit up the numbers (split)
- the refracts angel (reflex angle)
- piss check with me please (please)

--- A Maths Teacher

 

- Miss Kuang is a strong woman... haha...now my nose is growing longer

--- A Teacher

 

- The err'bac'kas (abacus)

--- A Master of Ceremony

 

- Apply these formulas (formulae)

--- Maths Teacher

 

- Make sure all the class show up (he was trying to mean (sic), make sure the whole class shows up)

--- Physics Teacher

 

 

Quotes below are courtesy of Someone who'd rather remain anonymous, and Someone Else who rathered he remain anonymous but has decided to unmask himself

 

- I'll rather be an usherer (usher)
- You mean you can memorise it in vertibrem? (verbatim)
- Is that brocooli? (It was lettuce)
- guali (kwali)
- in'tution (intuition)
- [Me: I think she's a very interesting person] I think she needs a psychiatrist.
- equally in'ane (inane)
- Although it's sweet, but I still don't approve of pre-martial sex (pre-marital)
- Unlike some bananas elsewhere, who is also a banana himself (Referring to me)
- Oh Got! (God)
- I named it Bluey - it was literally blue
- [Me: What if I name my bookshelf 'Victoria'] I think you're a pervert.
- Be damned with it (To hell)
- You mean Tear Panda? (Tare) (Pronunciation: Tear as in tear paper)
- It's a century (sanctuary)
- Are you actually writing down every single saying I'm talking? (thing I'm saying)
- The blood and gore will gush out (gore cannot gush out)
- nitty gritties (nitty gritty details)
- This is also another for'llicy (fallacy)
- Fine, make it your way then (have)
- [On 'Engineer' on Zillionaire] Yes! You helped me peace him off! (piss)
- Bye bye. I'm going to buy fleam. (film)
- tink you of the fact (think)
- I'm talking to hers, can you wait? (her)
- If you so choose to do (choose to do so)

--- Someone

 

- The Turkey guy (the guy who made an announcement about Turkey)
- The Amazonian government (the Amazon has no government)
- [Allegedly quoting someone else] Do you think Cai Yiqing has a nice ass?
- [Me: What is she doing in NUS?] Looking for guys.
- All the girls in my class are anorexic.
- She's quite pretty. Stop making fun of her legs.
- When I was in Catholic High Pre-Primary, I had to wear a red bowtie and a silly red cap to match.
- suffer her wroth (wrath)
- [Ood], It's a word I made up [when playing Scrabble when young], apparently it doesn't exist.
- [On someone's habit of looking out for girls with more leg hair than him] That is hitting below the belt.
- [On someone allegedly very innocent] She's not an Arts girl.
- [On his ECA] It's for people with no life
- I'm allowed to skip charity [squad] because I quit. (written)
- I quit RJ Chorale because, for the first time in two years, there was a guy in Sop section.
- [Me: Look at the cheerleaders there [on the video, let's laugh]] I want to go and watch.
- My parents are very good at cooking fried rice.
- That smells like... Ooo... Natalie Morris
- I called from a public handphone (public phone)
- [On a soprano] She's proud of being an alto
- [On the above] She's intrinsically amusing
- [On Act Cute 2] [Me: I'm bigger than her in every way] Your personality and ego are not as big as hers.
- [On the Taming Of The Shrew Program Booklet] Melissa Chong looks very chio in here
- She looked quite happy, especially when she saw the food
- [On hearing that McFlurry is coming to McDonalds Ghim Moh] Really? I'll go to McDonalds twice as often now.
- He wants to make unvalid assumptions. I correct him. (invalid)
- [Me: Why can't you be a nice person like Triplet and let yourself be led along?] Because I'm not female
- das'tard'ly deed (dastardly)
- I went to the Moscow Circus, and I thought the tiger was fake
- there was no nitch (niche)
- I'll perfect my playing of Clair De Lanlune (Lune)
- There was this film, Children Of Heaven, about this boy standing in a pool
- I watched a Japanese cartoon that day... Princess Mononoke. Very nice, very chio
- You must make a Shiomi homing device. First you must look for ACS Barker
- [At RGS choir concert 2001] Do all RGS choir chairpersons look chio?
- [At RGS choir concert 2001] [On someone in hot pants] She can't sway her hips properly
- [At RGS choir concert 2001] I didn't know RGS girls could be so lian.
- [At RGS choir concert 2001] Why so much flesh? It offends me.
- [At RGS choir concert 2001] [On BEATS's striptease] This is gross.
- [At RGS choir concert 2001] [On the RGS alumni] Huihui's turn, I wonder if they will be wearing their sweaters (jackets)
- [At RGS choir concert 2001] Who's the girl in the Espirit shirt? Is it African's sister.
- [At RGS choir concert 2001] [Seeing some girl dumping sunflowers in a dustbin] Her admirer must be heartbraken (heartbroken)
- [Me: Look!] African? Her skirt gets shorter and shorter.
- [On the RJC Chamber Ensemble] They'll be playing 2 non-Canon pieces and one Canon piece.
- [On exams] That reminds me, Wanlin is still very black
- [On exams] Even the sailing people are turning white
- lim liying is chio okay (icq msg)
- [On CRM] She has the A03 look. Is she from A03?
- I used to chew plastic when I was young.
- One of the first things I saw when I came to school today was a girl who looked like a guy
- [On 'Houdini'] People will think you call him Houdini because everyone disappears when he's around
- All cheerleaders have nice ponytails. [Me: Foreign Blood]
- Can't you tell I'm very embarassed finding out what 'unspeakable sights' are?
- [In a food court] [Me seeing a sign: No photography?] Girls.
- [On why guys don't work at lingerie shops] I'm not sure, it's a guy, masochism (masculinity)
- [On Flesh Parade] Find one without a ponytail
- [On Flesh Parade's 'Swing' dance and their attire] It's a 20s thing, the tank tops are [supposed to be] their undergarments
- Nanyang hostile (hostel)
- [On giving teachers alcohol] Triple Science students would never dare do such a thing. [Me: Why?] Because we're boring.
- Oh my gosh, they gave her [Mrs Perry] a G-string.
- Medicine is very fun, you get to cut up dead bodies. [Me: Why don't you become a gravedigger?]
- [On cute animals] I'm talking about cows and chickens
- [On girls hurting thenselves purposely] I don't suppose they take toothpicks and tie their ponytails to the ceiling
- Why does RGS make the blouse so thin and make them wear a pinafore?
- [On what will happen if someone stole Fierce Girl's skirt while she was prancing around in PE uniform] she wouldn't mind... because she has nice legs
- Jiggle always has a funny expression on her face
- [On Farewell Assembly] Wanlin looks especially radiant
- [On 2001 Open House, 'Exposure'] I haven't seen a pinafore for quite some time
- [On 2001 Open House, 'Exposure'] [Me: Vampire!] Her face looks whiter than normal
- [Me: They know each other from the Singapore Soka Association] You mean they play football?
- [On me knowing Joan Tan's sister] where do you get to know all these rgs girls? don't tell me they publish their icq no.s on those yearbooks (icq msg)
- [On the 3B/3J class BBQ] I saw Frankie Foo, Eugene Huang... (?)
- [On Melbourne] There was this supermarket. Then I looked carefully and I saw 'Adult Supermarket'
- at her dare'byu'tahn'tay/debutatante (debutante)
- I live in horse'tell (a hostel)
- [To Grace on Mr Ong's friend] Do you know Mazit?
- Ms Singapore [2002] is a Malay? Ok... Go Malays.
- [On his University of Melbourne Formal Dinner] You just wear anything you want, and you wear a gown over it. You can wear nothing underneath and no one will care.
- [On Killer] Maybe she read the kui2 hua1 bao3 dian3 backwards
- Bris'bane (Brisbane)
- In the event of a Columbian High School massacre (Columbine)
- At the shoulders, some women are squee... queasy
- [Allegedly quoting someone else] Actually Sarah's figure is quite good
- Oh Sheila has quite a good figure now
- [On Jane and Sheila] Both of them can't cook
- I think Grace would make a sweet wife
- [On Geraldine] I saw her flutter her eyelids at Kairen
- You act as if you know, Norlan and...
- [On a shirt] There's no price tag. I assume it's free.
- [On why there are so many school kids in Bishan] Everybody likes RI guys, so they come here to pick them up.
- [Me: I like my ice cream like I like my women.] Cold?
- Very important part of the physical examination. Making sure the G Spot still works.

--- Andrew Gan (aka Someone else)

 

-We'll give you a 20% discount on your burseday (thursday)

--- Shopkeeper

 

 

The Following Is Contributed By Megan

 

- Arts students are velly bad at mats, I know, so we do the simplell methods, okay? Otherwise too difficult for you lah. (very, maths, simple)
- Must Fuck'torise, ah. (factorise)

--- Maths Lecturer

 

The Following were contributed by the utterers:

 

- [On reading my quotes] I think I'm going crazy.
- [Me: Eh, how come they [2 SCGS girls] change into PE attire already?] Sexy..
- Act cute 2 isn't exactly very cute... Her mouth spoils everything
- When girls get excited, they sound cute. When act cute 2 gets excited, she sounds like a cross between Miss Poon and an ape.
- [Referring to the previous principal] Oh look, it's the bald principal (but the new one is bald too...)
- [To me] You have a palmtop but you don't have a gabriel (handphone)

--- Jianwen

 


- [On the Chinese Dance Instructor] Professional Metronome.
- [Me: Why's your sister so popular] My sister is chio. My sister is happening. My sister is 11.
- [On the Commander] I very suay, I keep bumping into her, she keeps talking to me.
- [On Yaoxian] my gay partner
- That's ugly [#2 appears]
- [Me during Sit Test: The woman {there} looks like a man] Woman, where?
- [SMS on the Detention Barracks] We live next to DB. It looks like a chalet wif 2 layers of barbed wire fence.
- [SMS on NDP] i don't need tix, i've got a spectacular view of wooden boards
- [SMS on "Kyrie Eleison"] who's kyrie?

--- Andrew Tan

 

- [During his 'xxx' is a guy and Raffles Guys School phase] I have 350 people on my [icq] contact list. All of them are guys.
-
[Jiaxiang: Draw something [on this postcard for my mortal]] [Draws something] Waldo. Don't worry, she won't know it's a dildo.
- The difference between Act Cute 1 and Act Cute 2 is Act Cute 1 tries to be cute but isn't, while Act Cute 2 is.
- [On Act Cute 2] I demand that you call her 'Cute 2'
- i'm not pretentious! (ICQ message)
- I'm a conformist
- I decided that Act Cute 2 wasn't cute
- Act Cute 2 has an acne problem
- [Me on African: She's from Africa] Does she have AIDS?
- Gabriel looks exactly the same as in Sec 1, except that he's bigger. So when he's 30, he'll be...
- Nooo! Don't quote me!
- F Math people are full of shit
- [On 'IRC families'] I like illegitimate child the best
- The trilogy of Fierce Girl, Fierce Girl's Friend and Fierce Girl's Ugly Friend (trio)
- Raffles Guys sucks lah
- [On Ugly Girl #1] She died of uglyness... Is that possible?
- [Handphone rings. Mr Ong: Hello. This is Mr Ong] Yah, right.
- I know at least 10 idiots who like to impersonate Mr Ong on a regular basis.
- Gabriel is not an A level student, he's a holiday maker in disguise. He has too much time on his hands.
- Nanyang has risen damn fast [Me: The School With The Most Indecent Uniform In Singapore Bar One] Bar Sincerity, Courage, Generosity and Service... It's very clever
- Look, you don't have courage, you can't wear the damn uniform
- Why don't you call Puppy's former friend Ball Of Wool? (it's kittens which play with wool)
- Do we ever do anything in the morning besides sit down and comment about people?
- Jiax is like 5 times the size of Elf Gone Wrong... like an elf being eaten by an ogre.
- I don't care about African, African is damn ugly.
- [On someone he calls Takugly Sorimachi ] He's trying to look like a J-pop idol with his ugly hair and ugly face.
- I don't see what's so jiggly about Jiggle.
- If you have genetically deformed children, they'll grow up to be very smart and join Council.
- [Puppy enters canteen] If you say woof woof I'll slap you.
- [On Puppy] That's a very short skirt.
- [On how the J1 council knew me] Maybe your face is all over the Council Room with the sign 'Wanted'.
- I divorce you, I divorce you, I divorce you.
- What's wrong with Flesh Parade? I like Flesh Parade.
- We were at Taco Bell and there were these RGS girls at the adjacent table. They kept throwing things down for us to pick up... Then we also threw things down... Liquid paper, pens... One of them was quite cute... It's a very odd way of flirting... [I knew they were flirting because] They kept giggling. No one picked anything up.
- Jolene Tan is very funny.
- Puppy wasn't as ravishing as she is now. Ravishing isn't the word... She's not pretty, she's cute.
- [Spoofing the friendship week campaign] Footprints in the sand, will you be my friend?
- The best intelligence service in the world. CID.
- [On someone] She caused me to fail all my Chinese papers. She has no control over her nasal cavity... Me and my classmate call her 'sneezy'
- [On the screwed up purple grape scented pen I picked up] This is disgusting. Now people will start sniffing scented pens and die.
- If you think number 1 is ugly, wait till you see her sister
- [On 'cohabitate'] It's so ironic that you run this good english site and you make up words
- [3 1/2 hours after we met for SAF MDC auditions] Wow, you slimmed down a lot
- [On the SAF MDC auditions] I think we're the most unfunky people here
- [On the SAF MDC dance auditions] I'm damn tired. Help.
- I don't share drinks.
- Gabriel, your room is such a girl's room.
- [On Economics] Did you learn about Adam Smith's Golden Palm? (Invisible Fist)
- Actually most RGS girls are rather girlish.
- [To Andrew on Melbourne] Have you gotten married yet?
- I'm not going to say anything that will result in me being quoted out of context.
- [Covers Ho Poh Fun's face in the RJ Yearbook] See no evil, see no evil.
- I think Gail's a funky name.
- The only given when Mr Ong is around is he'll come and touch you.
- Yesterday after debate, I saw my brother talk to some girl. It was damn sad.
- I remember during OBS when some Chinese High Guy sprayed deep heat on you... I was Mobile... We were nearby... I heard someone screaming, I knew it had to be you, but I didn't know why.
- Some guy's father called Melvin up and told him, "Can you stop hitting my son's balls?"... Every morning he'd take his pencilbox and whack Junxian.
- [On CAP] They just go there to buaya, seriously lah.
- [To Grace] Do you know when I saw you, the first thing I thought was, 'This girl looks like Shawn Ban.
- Hi, I'm Albert. Want to see my Prince Albert?
- You know that I finally found out that Gabriel's Dad's name isn't Camel?... I was deluded for 6 years.
- [To Grace] Maybe you should marry Shawn Ban. You'll have smart kids who look like their parents and write really good cynical poetry.
- [On me remembering the $25 debt] I hate your palmtop. I want to smash it one day.
- [To Andrew on his neighbour] Why don't you wake up at 5, dress up and pose at the door. When she comes out, you can say 'hi' and go back to sleep.
- I saw the ad: Miss Singapore Universe, it's not just a flesh parade. I thought of Gabriel. [Grace: Me too]
- I'm going to poke you Gabriel... Wow, that works.
- What's wrong with Hot Shorts? I like Hot Shorts.
- Oh look, it's the [ugly] RGS girl and her, cousin.
- [On Igzo the Dolphin] Oh, my favourite game.
- [On the Happy Cabbie] He's not happy he's just psycho.
- [Me: Kairen is getting to know Screwed Up Girl better.] No I'm not... She just regurgitated her sushi into her udon... All over her dress, the floor... There's corn in it [her udon]
- I have no friends, no one likes me. Will you be my friend?
- I always thought Yortsin was a girl.
- [On circumcision] Why don't you apply the alcohol so he doesn't feel it? Like anastasia... Why don't they hold it in a barrel of stout?... What time is it? (anaesthesia)
- I have the A03 look in my bag... I'm only going to show it to Geraldine. [Puts mirror in front of her]
- Her husband was an Indian right (is)
- yunxin can't know a lot of people- she doesn't know me. she cute? (sms)
- [On RGS Girls] B(R)id(G)et Jone(S)... bridget jones is fat, neurotic, ambitious, strangely likeable. familiar?... likeable sometimes lah. not most. i mean c'mon, they're weird (sms)
- Women lubricate the economy? Very poetic. Nice going. Then again, the economy is a woman herself. They all need lube sometimes. (sms)
- Don't you think kat is ugly? When I first saw her I was like, omg, it's walking A03... I don't get how she made New Face! I mean, hell, any of your seven should make it ahead of her. (sms)
- [On the SCGS uniform] I actually like the uniform. If I were an attractive girl the uniform would make me look better than, say, a Raffles Guys one eh... Maybe I'm just slutty... Think my fave's SC now:) RGS uniform's so schoolgirl yuck. For japanese fetish-pervs only. (sms)
- It's an RGS apology... qualified apology. They expect something in return.
- Oh my god, Gabriel, you're a woman. You've no Adam's Apple
- [On a picture of a Cosplay Convention] The costume is nice. The girl is ugly.
- You know what Nanyang Girls need? A shaver. Each and every frickin' one of them.
- [To me] Why're you folding your sleeves? You're an RGS girl?
- Can I touch your belly? Yeh... Now I've good luck
- I think we should compose our own song. Call it the haram song.

--- Kairen

 

- [On Geraldine and Yechao] She said 'friend', but she was leaning on him a lot, so.

--- Marcia

 

- I don't know, it's some Bark thing (Bach)
- We couldn't stand it, we were all very ravishing (ravenous)
- Campbell's Soup is healthy
- Cream is healthy
- You don't know what a rosary is called?
- I'm not breathing.
- I thought trousers meant shorts
- Her's is the Japanese enemy kind (Anime)
- How can he be a bard? He has so little charism (charisma)
- Should I get insulted by that remark? (be)
- I can't stand Act Cute 2
- [On Act Cute 2 and her friend] both of them were dressed scantily, as usual
- I'm not like Yunxin. I don't go around hugging every guy I see, I'm not that tall and I don't sing bass.
- It's a laxivative (laxative)
- You want to bet? More than 50% of sopranos are kiddy.
- I'm not saying they're not nice, I'm just saying they're weird.
- Just because Yunxin and Timothy are weird doesn't mean everyone's like that
- Your house like supermarket like that (is like a supermarket)
- All the girls in my school read Mercedes Lackey... the rest read Romance Novels
- 9 o'clock in the afternoon?
- You can't quote me, I'm very tired, it's not fair.
- How can you kill a soft and cuddly rabbit to eat?
- Shumin is Fan'tyne (Fantine)
- I'm not short.
- He got trapped in the air'byss (abyss)
- [On the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy] Is it a fiction (fiction)
- Aiyah, is it a fictional story or is it fiction
- [On Tamahome] He's so cuuuuuute!
- I'm eating chocolate chips (chip ice-cream)
- Nobody looks as kiddy as me, don't be ridiculous
- You'll never get anywhere with Shumin. I've been trying to convince her for 4 years that she's not fat
- Pitza / Pea'za Hut (Pizza)
- epi'tome (epitome)
- I'm just very tursty (thirsty)
- I think my Chinese is de'tor'rerating (deteriorating)
- Noooo... Must you torment all of us so much?
- You mean vanilla comes from beans?
- [On Ugly Girl #5] She just acts tomboy, she looks tomboy. Fine, she looks like a boy.
- His name is Clarice? Clarice Lun Yaodong?
- sometimes, you have to get to know a person to know him
- [On the 1998 RGS head prefect when she returned to Raffles Guys] When she came back as a girl...
- My dad always arses them not to put the sauce (asks)
- I'm using tissues by the bucket. (packet)
- I never taut of that (thought)
- It's can'say'rious (cancerous)
- [On fluorescent orange bras] There isn't. There's no such thing.
- The lab is barred from us already. (We are, the lab)
- [On my mystery ICQ irritant] It doesn't sound as if it has a sex.
- RI pinafore (uniform)
- It's a subconscious thing, African is quite pretty
- It's either break or die (make or break)
- [On Raffles Guys School Prefects' Investiture] They will point and giggle... Nobody likes SJI
- No lah, nobody likes RGS girls.
- You mean Ugly Girl [#3] wears makeup and she's still ugly?... What's the point?
- The first time I had it, I was so non'chair'lent about it (nonchalant)
- I'm not act cute. I am cute. [Ed: Hahaha!]
- [On 'Horse'] She's not pretty at all. That's the understatement of the year.
- [On the President's Star Charity's Associate Flesh Parade] They're terrible, they're not even pretty.
- [On why she watched it] because it's funny, give myself ego boost (an ego)
- I need some ethanoic acid... oh no, that's vinegar.
- I don't know how to open a tin can.
- [On having her hair touched in the lift by a cute male stranger] It would be a compliment from a cute guy whom I would like to buayee.
- [On why no Raffles Guys Sec Ones had a crush on Killer] because she doesn't look like a guy (didn't)
- tomorrow, go to the parmacy (pharmacy)
- oxidation and reduction is under redox right?
- [On the Victorian Era] It's called the Elizabethian Era
- [On the lady on her lamp] I called her Alice (Ed: So screwed up!)
- I don't look kiddy
- I like being screwed up... It's nice leading such a screwed up life. It's very interesting and fun.
- larg'zar'nia (lasagne)
- 16 [weeks] is 1 year 4 months
- [Me: Killer has a weird way of walking] That's because she's very jumpy.
- Too bad I don't have a microwave
- I won't slander my school uniform (desecrate)
- I'm going to the West Coast on Thursday. VJC Open House. (East)
- I think all RGS girls at one time or another have suffered heartbreak
- Of course every girl doesn't want her period, don't be stupid
- You can't take my class... All of them read Romance Novels
- I'm going to miss my pinafore next year.
- [On not wearing shorts] Aiyah, the only one in school lah.
- [On her sleepover] We played with sparklers, and we used the sparklers to smoke out the cockroaches.
- [On my sister and brother in law] I don't understand, they're already 30 and they still act like kids
- Choir girls are very girl
- People who are in Dance and Gym and Rhythmic Gym, they have to keep their bodies nice and supple
- In fact, I think Associate Flesh Parade has dropped... half the girls aren't pretty
- Nobody ever calls their girlfriend stupid
- [On Yunxin's gregariousness] Yah, she's already like that, but VJ made her even worse
- People who wear hot socks usually aren't ugly.
- I'm not a war (whore)
- I've already let her worn the veal (wear, veil)
- [Me: Do you know what's veal?] Yah, deer meat.
- Deer meat is veni'sawn (venison)
- I'm gonna kick your ass, Gabriel
- VJ's Flesh Parade was damn good... very slutty
- he ask'ses (asks)
- [On 2001 Open House, 'Exposure'] [Me: Vampire!] She really does look like a vampire
- en'live'n (enliven)
- They're for the guys to gor'gle (ogle)
- Actually Yaodong looks like a very sweet boy
- Do you think Yaodong has ICQ?
- I only ate pork satay once (I've only eaten)
- [On Blank Faced Girl's Understudy] She doesn't have a blank face in RGS... She never ever has a blank face (didn't, had)
- Actually I could backfire a lot of their comments (rebut)
- I think guys with a floppy fringe are very shuai4
- [The] Oathbond (Oathbound)
- You only quote people when you can't pro'nunce [and not when they remember book titles wrongly] (pronounce)
- [On the VJC choir auditions] They give you a tea ceremony first (tea)
- [On acting kiddy] Just because I'm screwed up doesn't mean I'm stuck at the mental age of a 10 year old
- You were implicating that you were very smart (implying)
- [To me] Are you, like, non-sexual or what?... It's true at heart, you're not a guy, you're not a girl
- Now I look like an adult dressed as a kid... I bought all my clothes when I was 11
- [On a harpsichord] It's a piano... It sounds like a piano... only a piano can have that kind of *trills*
- [Me on the Tare Panda vibrating toy: Do you still have the vibrator?] It's not on.
- She detors/detorhs pink (abhors)
- I've never hucked my friends before (hugged)
- All the guys were like very hilarious (amused)
- You can't account everything to genes (attribute)
- one of the bears are yours and one of the pencils are yours (is)
- I can't log into Victoria Secrets either (Victoria Chorale's Secret VJ Choir Forum)
- [On 11 year old girl] She looks very young... She looks quite sweet... not really 11. 13 or 14
- [On SNGS girls] They're either lesbians or bitches
- pennis envy (penis) (Pronunciation: Tennis, but with a P instead)
- [On Ugly Girl #1] She looks like the cheerleader type
- [On National Slavery] Aren't you excited?... It's like a new school, boarding school.
- Zee'lous (Zealous)
- [On day 3 of ACJC Orientation] If you're not flirting by now, you're obviously attached
- [On ACJC] Everyone is very horny
- [On ACJC] The only thing I'll like about swimming lessons is looking at all the guys
- Everyone was looking very shaggered (shagged)
- Your loss'and'gees or what (lozenges)
- No lah, ACJC girls are not your cup of tea
- You're still my best friend and confidant (confidante)
- He thinks himself as a loser (a)
- The CNN behind the veal (CNN show, veil)
- My dream guy must be older than me. [Me: You like to be dominated] It's not just that...
- [On Evil Cult, Early April 2002] Hey, we're not lousy ok!
- In the end, it all boices down to the same idea (boils)
- I don't think I look kiddy anymore.
- I don't have any Muslim friends.
- If he wants to hold my hand, he should just hold my hand. If he wants to kiss me, he should just kiss me.
- He can't stop looking at me but he never touches me.
- I want the guy to kiss me first.
- Hay dine (Haydn)
- I want to get drunk one day.
- [On switching seats with Sicheng so she can sit with Yechao for the 2002 RGS Choir concert] No lah, how can you make him sit alone with all the girls? That's very mean lah.
- [On Geylang] I want to see also... Interesting
- It's the kind of movie which you won't mind seeing it twice (seeing)
- southern (Sowden) (sms)
- [On David] Everytime he sees me he runs away screaming... Is it because I'm too screwed up?
- [On Fierce Girl] She's by no means pretty... however much she dolls herself up, she won't look gorgeous
- Yes it turnses him on (turns)
- I think I get uglier when I come to RJ (got, came)
- [To me] You're in NS, of course you're sex deprived
- I'm not 154[cm], I'm 155[cm]
- [On why I don't want her to join "Yourself?"] You're just afraid I'll tell everyone about your gay tendencies
- [On people trying to convert her to Yaoi reading] I'd rather read Hentai than Yaoi, but don't tell them that
- [Me on Homo Erectus: You can guess what that is] You're kidding. [Me: No, not that]
- [To me] I'm so short I can't see you.
- [On her Sectional Leader] He's like a gay lah... Typical gay hairdresser
- [To me on RJ] Your legacy is slowly fading
- Gabriel, you're looking more and more like David Liew everyday
- What's a potato tor'tilla? (tortilla)
- [On Seasoning] Does it come in a bottle called "Seasoning"?
- [On someone who wears black and white clothes] She looked like a zebra... She looked like crap... like a convict
- Dilly France (Delifrance)
- Daily France (Delifrance)
- [On the Goh Lee fanclub] No. You're kidding. That's just wrong... It's not slash right.
- I'm infuriated at the thought of orgies involving 28 year old women... It sucks. Literally.
- All the RI GEPs don't have girlfriends, because they don't have a life
- I don't look that good what
- Then I shall tell them I'm sick (Sikh)
- Do you know how many people have suggested giving me a vibrator or a dildo for Christmas or my birthday?
- [Me on someone: Effeminate does not mean gay] He's not like Andrew Gan.
- [On my surviving some of the depredations of slavery] You are 25% female
- [Me on Orientation Week: Did you get groped today?] A little. Not much.
- [On my friend in Law faculty] Friend-in-law? There's such a term?
- [To me on Philosophy] I find it very sad if this is your most fun module.
- I can imagine you as a philosophy professor one day. Teaching and corrupting all the young minds. And amusing them to no end
- Let's have the toe'sers (toasts)
- [Me: You're not dressed goofily today.] I don't always dress goofily. [Me: That means sometimes you dress goofily.]

--- Geraldine

 

- I think if I have a wife who's bi, that would be so sexy... Watch them make out. Cigarette and cigar in each hand
- Depending on what sort of woman you want. [Someone: The non-possessive sort.] Are you sure that's a woman?
- Spirited Away is: I take drugs, I go into a haunted house. [Correction,] I take much drugs - sorry.
- The problem is your blog is too intelligent. You should dumb it down, then you can advertise T-shirts and jeans.

--- Friends of Geraldine's

 

- I would really like to go to RJC because of the uniform

--- Joann (Geraldine's friend) (Contributed by Gerladine)

 

- [On Chee Soon Juan] sometimes I suspect that the government hired him to make them look good. (MSN message)
- Hentai is for boys, yaoi is for girls
- [Me: My friend was trying to play with me] Play with you? [Me: He has a rifle with 30 rounds] Oh. I thought you meant... [Me: No]

--- Yaoi Girl (Liying)

 

- Those girls who taking F Maths... they don't behave like girls... They're very tomboyish... I don't think they're capable of womanly emotion
- Do you know why so many people think Serbee is chio? Because she's the only decent girl in Engin fac... especially S01
- [On a Chinese pop singer's sister] She looks like a chipmunk. She has puffy cheeks.

--- Gengyang

 

- If you're suspended, and you come to school, what happens?
- Eh did you watch 'Enemy at the Gate'? (Gates)
- [On Yaodong] If you think you're ugly, look at him. If you think you're dumb, look at him. If you think you've no friends, look at him. If you think you're a loser, look at him... If you think you've a lot of pimples, look at him. If you think you've got a nice handphone, you don't look at him.
- [On Ugly Girl #1] She doesn't look like a girl to me
- [On Ugly Girl #1's class and the 2 sibling classes] All of them are very ugly.
- [On tons of people] Trying to act cute.
- Half the people in RJ are not virgins
- [Imaginatively blaming the West for the AIDS epidemic in Africa] they charge exorbitant prices for condoms... the colonial military brothels (condoms are given out for nothing)
- [On 'Cleavage'] Do you like this word? It's a nice word
- [On lots of people] (S)He needs help
- [On India] They are damn corrupted (corrupt)

--- Wang Yi

 

- [To RI Secondary 4 Track and Fielder] I am Clarence, your senior
- [On getting posted to Sungei Gedong Camp, HQ/NDP] I'm always lucky
- [To Me] Maybe we can go running together one day.
- You take care. [Me: You too]

--- Clarence Lun Yaodong

 

- we'd like to tank (thank)
- two tausand and one (thousand)
- Ahmigoose Pear'ra Siempres (Amigos Para)
- Media'core (Mediacorp)

--- Killer

 

- If one more person asks me which JC I'm going to, I'm going to Pioneer Junior College! (icq message)
- [On the anti-Purple campaigns] All your campaigns have failed.
- [Sees me writing 'He who can does, he who cannot, teaches - George Bernard Shaw'] Gaaabriel. What are you doing?
- [On Andrew Gan's white sleeveless top] I know it's really hot today, but every time I see you you're wearing that
- [On me] He's excellent at quoting people out of context. You should go and work for SPH.
- She's an Ice Queen. [Kairen: No, she's Druggie... Whenever she comes around all my friends will go Druggie, Druggie, Druggie]
- [On my teddy bear shirt] Bear back (Bareback) (...)
- I don't WANT to imagine you dressed as the pink ranger,okay? That presents a really horrible mental image. Begone! (sms)

--- Grace

 

- [On the experienced Physics Lecturer] She sounds like she knows Hutchings personally. I called him up
- the average China person is evil
- [On my not eating hot food] If you come to my family reunions you'll die

--- Somchaya

 

- I got 8 points. [Me: I got 8 also... A1s] Fuck you Gabriel.
- [On Daniel Barenboim] He's the wife of Jacqueline de Pre (He was, husband)
- All the Mat in RJ like to play soccer (Mats)
- [On 2001 Open House, 'Exposure'] Here got any pretty Sec 4 girls or not
- [Me: What about the people who don't have 5 modules when school starts?] Suck thumb, pah chiu cheng
- The PRCs make love damn loud (loudly)
- [Someone on some chio girl: What were you going to do with her tonight?] Fuck lah. [Ed: This is a Freudian Slip]
- [On the entertainment at the USP D&D] Since when fishball uncle is indian one? (is the fishball noodles, indian)
- [On audible screaming as we were walking across the Esplanade Bridge] Somebody just got raped on the boat or something.

--- Quanxing

 

- [In Hawaii] Use a dry-wet cloth
- You look at her you know she's not a girl (not a typical girl)
- You want sweet or sour [popcorn]?

--- Mengchuan

 

- [On a man in a bathroom] There's a man in there. He's washing his cock. [To his mother: There's a man in there. He's rather long.]

--- Melvin Tay

 

Quotes below are contributed by Yunxin, mostly through Timothy

 

- Do you have a feetish about TBS? (TBS fetish)
- Where is that darn Eye'ser'tan bag? (Isetan)
- My bedroom furniture is all from Eye'kai'yer (Ikea)
- I'm molesting my scanner port switch but it still won't turn on 
- Cantabile X (X - pronounced as ten )
- I don't shake people's hands, I grapse them (grasp)
- If I were a girl, I'd appreciate that kind of thing (She *is* a girl. Even if she is/was from Raffles Gu... RGS)
- rather lude (lewd)
- ACJC is the land of buayas and buayees
- Have you heard of Cantaloop [the song]? [Tim: It's a fruit]
- Very Superior Opium (on what VSOP stands for) (mispronunciation)
- [To me:] I know you expected me to wear hot pants, so I wore a skirt
- I would never go out with someone else's girlfriend on Valentine's Day! [Bystander: But of course, you're a girl!]
- Now, the crux of the evening (highlight)
- Now, the combined choir of RGS and RI choirs (RI)

--- Yunxin

 

- Mangroves have weeweeparous roots. (viviparous)
- These roots can act as something like walwes...letting air in but not water... (Valves)
- This, students, is a wane (vane)

--- Geography Teacher

 

Other Contributions

 

- You see ads right, don't appeal to people who question, like you. They appeal to the masses... That's why you have shampoo commercials.
- [On a Chinese paternal response to interracial relationships] If I marry a white guy he'll cut me off from the inheritance. If I marry an indian guy he'll disown me. If I marry a black guy he'll probably murder me.

--- Charmian

 

- You must eat with your mouth

--- A Year Head

 

- mattemateecal workshits

--- A Maths Teacher

 

- axe (ask) (African-American)
- pitcher (picture)
- eksetera (etcetera)
- nucular (nuclear)
- reason why ( "reason" or "why" (using both is redundant))

--- Sally's pet peeves

 

- you mafch do phijit to do air mair (must do physics to do F maths)

--- RJ Teacher on subject requirements (contributed by Eugene Ng)

 

- [On LDPVTP] I certainly hope she's not one of the Unmitigated Disasters. [Me: No no no, god no.] [LDPVTP on the above: Fucking hell. I have the exact same sentiments.]

--- Aaron

 

- My sex education consisted of 'Don't go to dark places with boys' and 'Masturbation is bad for health'.
- [On Facebook applications] I'm not gonna play with your PMS dial.
- Your blog is damn hilarious. You're the only person I know who takes picture of girls during lecture and bitch about them (then bitches)
- This is a guy who, when I went to a poetry reading with him, he started moaning... 'Mmm'... What the fuck. (started)

--- Assorted Friends

 

- [On the Shanghai Maglev] Isn't that how our MRT works?
- [On photoshopping a Buddha] If we do that, between the 2 of us we [will] have 3 of the world's largest religions coming after us
- I've had experience with women before. Why else do you think I don't want a girlfriend?
- [On Hong Kong] There are angels walking on the streets here.

--- Johnny Malkavian

 

- Lit screws with the mind. That's the secondary reason why I'm so screwed up.

--- Noodles