Online Quizzes
A few years back, we were swamped by the phenomenon known as "online quizzes", many of which were propagated by Quizilla. These wonderful CGI/Javascript entities let you discover startling new facts about oneself - such as what kind of gut-infesting worm you were, or in what sexual position you would lose (or had previously lost) your virginity in, and pair a picture of said object/person/situation/entity with a few words about how the quiz taker took after said object/person/situation/entity, and the implications this had for his (or, more likely, her) daily life and inter-personal relationships.
Though the wave passed, it enjoyed a mini-revival on Facebook, with applications that refused to let you know what flavour of shit you were until you'd spammed 20 of your friends.
Herewith are the fascinating ones I've taken:
You
will marry Wo-Hen Nankan. He is filthy rich and will take good care of
you. You will get to be driven around in his fast cars and sexy vans.
Plus, he has a vibrating hand. Congrats!!!
Which male celebrity are you going to marry? (10 results that have pics!)
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You
are the Mermaid-hunter, a harpoon wielding mariner who is leery of
mermaids and their charms, knowing that they are treacherous and have
lead many poor sailors to their doom. You trust in your stout ship,
impervious to the magicks of the merfolk, and you spend your time
sailing the seas looking for the fins of your enemies. There are but a
few who perform such a useful service, the rest having fallen long ago
to the wiles, charms and sex appeal of the mermaids. Rate my quiz so
that more mermaids-in-hiding will be revealed for you to hunt down!
What kind of mermaid are you? (Gorgeous Pics)
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Which
Ariel are you?
~ a quiz by Clear Black Lines ~
I kind of liked this scene, when the stupid girl got her comeuppance.
You're not a girl. You may look like a girl, sound like a girl and behave like a girl, but you're not one. Too bad. Shoo. Go do another quiz.
What kind of girl are you? (with pix!)
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| She Bangs by William Hung |
 You blow me off like it's all the same You lit a fuse, and now I'm ticking away Like a bomb... yeah baby" In 2004 you thought you were very popular, but actually everyone was laughing at you, not with you. |
You Have No Soul |
 To the untrained eye you appear a normal human. But deep down inside, you are cold and empty. You are one of the Undead! You hate the living and seek them out Break out the holy water and sharpen the stakes! |
| You are "There is a Manta Ray in my pants" |
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Damn. I was looking forward more to getting "I am sorry to hear that you are the King of Egypt. I appreciate the flowers", or "I just finished raping your mother, and have defecated on myself" instead.
Which Disney Princess are you?
You are Dopey. You are beardless and simple-minded. You do stupid things like drinking soapy water and are constantly being told what to do. You blush shyly at everything, nod dumbly and don't talk much. Rather, you walk around looking confused and always trail demurely behind the others - the perfect role for a woman.