Programs

Program: Statistics Roller (16KB)
Roll stats for your AD&D games. Programmed by Tim.

Document: Excerpts from the Kai Wisdom and Fighting Fantasy Mailing Lists (431 KB)
Voices from the past.

 

Funny Sounds

The Speech that lost George Bush the election 289KB

Transcript: You know, Barbara is unstable. She is too big, and spends too much. She's nagging, lazy and uninspired, but when Barbara holds my pride, I have always risen to the occasion. This may seem frivolous, and it don't mean itself, but this weekend, we did it together, right here in this chamber, pushing, my missile inch by inch further and deeper, and I'm huge, and I think twice, really, that this is no time to boast. Tonight she wanted me to know that someday having a good time must end. Which means, no more next year than this year, oh no, this will not stand! She now recognises that I have needs, my piece is hard and it's been languishing in these hallowed halls for years now. There're certain things that a president can do without the wife, and I'm gonna do them. Let me level with ya, I relish I'm good, and job, and I cannot wait. Let me tell you what you can do. Give me the same thing 43 Governors have - a new woman under complete government control. And you, pay the bill. And finally, I had a joint tonight, and it is, kicking in now. And that is fine. No one ever thinks - I need drugs, but after all, a man needs a vice. You know, I have bad dreams. This time, I saw Elvis, that thief, making fun of my life, and you know, my thing. *This* will not stand. Thank you, and God Bless our beloved country, thank you very very much.

My Primary School's (NYPS) School Song - with some judicious additions 263KB

Tweaked Excerpt  from Queen of the Night (from The Magic Flute) - What happens when you're bored and have Cool Edit on your computer 55KB

Some Very Weird Laughing (104KB)

Example of weird stuff Tim The Great rips (as he sent it to me) (93KB)

 

MIDIs of Pasigin
Coded by Tim The Great:

Pasigin 1 19KB
Pasigin 2 19KB
Pasigin 3 19KB
Pasigin 4 19KB

 

Miscellaneous

Learn How Not To Sing (102KB) John Rutter's The Music's Always There With You (This song was butchered with wrong technique)

Listen to Bad English (90KB) (Speaker in question, if you happen across here, :) )

Hear a sexy voice (64KB)

Timothy's Birthday Song - Timothy's Birthday Bash : Parade of the Orange Timothies (Copyright 2000, Melvn Tay) (35KB)

That's What I Call an Education!- The lyrics and MP3 of the official song of the National University of Singapore's University Scholars Program (NUS USP)